Kickass Toilet seat of the day

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Kickass toilet seat

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If that was my family crest, I might have some thoughts.


Looks like a good ol' way for a Scottish clan to get back at another.

-> Steve
 
From time to time, I'll sit on my toilet seat (lid down) to clip my toenails...

That looks like it would rip my asshole off when I stood up.
 
yeah i like to sit on my toilet seat (top down) and air dry when i get out of the shower.. fuck that, that thing would rip the hair right from my ass.
 
Originally posted by Seany-izzle@Jul 28 2005, 10:08 PM
yeah i like to sit on my toilet seat (top down) and air dry when i get out of the shower.. fuck that, that thing would rip the hair right from my ass.
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you air dry when you get out of the shower? Are you made of linen ?

-> Steve
 
Originally posted by Havok@Jul 28 2005, 10:10 PM
That wouldn't be half bad, chicks don't like a hairy gooch.
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I shave all my junk.


Chicks don't, however, dig an asshole that's been ripped from your ass and left impaled on the brass Dark-Ages cross that's on your toilet seat.
 
what a coincidence... so do i. :lmao:


but the crazy thing is, i don't dig an asshole in any way shape or form. however, i'm not a freaknik like asshole licking chicks... so...

either way, that toilet seat is crazy. very creative, however.
 
looks like something that got thought up from watching too much monty python and the holy grail. :)

"the brave sir robin, who cowardly turned his tail to the unholy crested commode at antioch..."
 
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