My very own 419 letter

[civicious]

Well, since everyone's been getting these lately, and I finally got one.

FROM: MS SUSAN KUTA
P.O.BOX 46380 ORANGE GROVE
2119 J.H.B SOUTH AFRICA
TEL +0027 73 3382213
FAX +0027 115076672

Dear Kitchens,


Naturally, this letter will come to you as a surprise since we have not
met,permit me however, I am Ms. SUSAN KUTA a daughter of Zimbabwean
Farmer
Mr.SMITH KUTA.

I am contacting you as the need for me to have a foreign partner in
your
country has become necessary due to my plans to relocate and establish
a
private company in that region.

As the present political instability in my country Zimbabwe, does not
encourage financial investment, as the environment is not conducive for
investment and most of all security is not insured, just as reported by
international media.

This problem started when the Zimbabwean government under the
leadership of
President Robert Mugabe announced a degree on May 31st 2000 to seize
more
than 849 white-owned farms. So far, more than 1,400 white owned farms
have
been invaded and confiscated as well as claiming the properties of the
farmers.

Therefore, I decided to contact you for your assistance, so that I can
establish a company in your country and relocate there with this money
mine
father kept for me in a security and trust company here in republic of
South
African. Which amount is US$15 Million, I will upon receiving this
money on
my behalf, pending my arrival to meet with you in your country so that
we
can both make further arrangements with regards to establishing the
Company.

As a partner you will be entitled to 20% of the total sum, and in
whichever
company that we both decide to establish when I arrive your country we
shall
discuss that Facially.

I am waiting urgently for your reply through this email and also visit
our
political problem website
(1).http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/918781.stm(2).http://www.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/africa/08/12/violence.zimbabwe/
3). http://www.guardian.co.uk/zimbabwe/article...,562148,00.html
4). http://www.mdczimbabwe.com

Cheers and God bless.
Best Regards,
Ms.SUSAN KUTA,

N.B, kindly call. And your private telephone/fax numbers are welcomed.

I'm gonna have some fun.

 

[Battle Pope]

These people have no idea who they're dealing with.

 

[civicious]

My reply:

Hello! Letter this I have received makes concerned am I about situation your. Help you I would like to? Contact me PLEASE! and further understand help me to cooperate you with.

Gracias!

 

[posol]

smith kuta


hoy!

 

[StealthMode]

Originally posted by civicious@Sep 16 2005, 12:59 PM
My reply:

Hello! Letter this I have received makes concerned am I  about situation your. Help you I would like to? Contact me PLEASE! and further understand help me to cooperate you with.

Gracias!

[post=555507]Quoted post[/post]​

You forgot "and may the Force be with you."

 

[allbottledup]

this should turn out pretty good.

 

[phunky.buddha]

Damn. I've been getting these for years.