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[civicious]

i 'member my senior year in high school, i was in a filmmaking class, and borrowed one of the school's cameras over a weekend...i was supposed to film nature shit or somethin

so i went to wal-mart and bought a digital video cassette thingie (a tape) for my own use. that night, the plan was to get this chic drunk and me and 3 friends were gonna tag-team her, and have the camera hidden with the night-vision thingie on.

imagine my surprise that monday when the teacher put in my "nature tape", and instead of bunny rabbits and trees and stupid hippie shit like that, me standing there with a bottle of everclear and a doobie yelling "YEAHHH!!! YEAHHH!!! IN THE ASS BITCH!!! YEEEEEEEEAAHHHH!!!" popped on screen.

yeah. that sucked. i pulled the plug outta the camera before anyone saw much more, and the teacher just said "hmm...not exactly what i expected, but i guess you could consider that a "nature experience"".


true story...

i've got the tape laying around here somewhere, if i can figure out how to host it i can post it for everyone

 

[Celerity]

HOOO nelly it's time for the defense...


The act of slipping your train in the tunnel doesn't make anyone pimp nor whore, It's the idea of such cheap seduction - Getting the bounty without the love or respect.

Yes, she was willing. But she's also a bit ... dare I say... Naive. You took advantage of the situation.


I did two girls simultaneously before - And while I thought I was the mack daddy when it was happening, I found out later that they were completely fried on LSD and didn't know what they were doing. I didn't give them the acid, I didn't even know about it. Even at that age (18) I would have told them to pound sand in their ass had I known.


-> Steve