post a random 1-liner

[CRX-YEM]

Originally posted by TommyTheCat@Feb 13 2005, 12:34 AM
[in a child's voice] "Mommy, I found a Lincoln Log in my sock drawer."
[imitating the mother] "That's the story of Jesus."

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That's Bill Hick's funniest comedian I've ever listen too.

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Vote for Pedro!

 

[Sabz5150]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake.

 

[driverunknown]

^^ Now that shit was totally random.

"My anus is bleeding"

 

[OldEMaltLiQuoR]

Why do they call hemroids hemroids, and asteroids asteroids? Shouldn't it be the other way arround.!?!?

 

[Liquidblaze]

a drunk girl's words are a sober girl's thoughts...

 

[StarBellieAngel]

what's a money shot look like done in space?

 

[reckedracing]

what's a money shot look like done in space?

real life hungry hungry hippo??

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

thats funnier than a midget running the 500 yard dash

 

[Speedracer228]

Originally posted by BodyDroppedNikes@Nov 17 2037, 09:06 PM
thats funnier than a midget running the 500 yard dash

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I dont care who ya are, that there's funny

 

[chestercheeto48]

Feed the homeless to the hungry, you kill two birds with one stone.

 

[StarBellieAngel]

roses are red, violets are black... how come your chest is as flat as your back?!

 

[Speedracer228]

"i like my women like my cheeze, preferably white single americans only"

"Women are like Dog Doo, the older they are the easier they are to pick up"

 

[StarBellieAngel]

^^ hairier too.

'i have titties tighter than your sister's thongs.'

 

[Prowler]

My love for you is like diahhrea, it just cant be held in!

 

[Slammed90Lude]

they made him grab his ankles and used sand instead of vaseline

 

[StarBellieAngel]

i'm drunk as fuck trying to park in lots.

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

Hi! I'm Jay and this is my hetero life-mate, Silent Bob.

 

[Speedracer228]

You and me baby aint nothin but mammels so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

 

[StarBellieAngel]

blame canada... they're not even a real country anyway...

 

[Slammed90Lude]

And that really aggravates the hell outta me[/Paul Sr.]