post a random 1-liner

[Prowler]

Mother always said two handfuls was enough for any man. I said, "God, give me bigger hands."

 

[SolReaver]

your mom goes to college

 

[dohch22a4]

"Grandma said you have to leave because you're ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak!"

"How much you wanna bet I could throw a football over them mountains? ...yeah."

 

[StarBellieAngel]

women, can't live with em... can't have heterosexual sex without em.

 

[lowandslow]

"i caught you a delicious bass"

 

[tylonalsnifnfool]

" Dang, that thing got a hemi?"

 

[asmallsol]

Originally posted by Jeef@Feb 12 2005, 12:49 AM
Me fail english that umpossible

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lol, my freind just gave me a simpsons valentine with that on it


I'm pretty skilled with a Bow staff.


I see your drinking 1%, is that because you think your fat... 'cause your not, you could be drinking whole.

A fricken 12 gauge, what do you think?

Everybody at school thinks I'm a flipping idoit because of you.

Pegs...Shock...Lucky!

 

[lowandslow]

whats a liger?

its pretty much my favorite animal

 

[One Stop Customs]

hmmm....


"Don't you think my father would had sent 12 legions of angels if i'd ask?" OMG a bible scripture... LOL



I told my exgf this while playing around with her the other day...
"I wish you were a frying pan so that you can heat up my two eggs..."



You with those beautiful curves and I without brakes... <~~ really famous one in spanish to hit on a girl lol...



tubo tubo! <~~~ pole pole, stripper pole...

 

[StarBellieAngel]

'fuckin right doggy!! that's good cake!!!'

 

[corvetteguy]

If i melt Dry Ice, can I swim without getting wet?

 

[OldEMaltLiQuoR]

If your'e a blind person shitting, how do you know when your'e done wiping?

 

[E_SolSi]

Originally posted by OldEMaltLiQuoR@Feb 14 2005, 03:09 PM
If your'e a blind person shitting, how do you know when your'e done wiping?

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sniff test ?

 

[posol]

lol - i never thought about that.. lmao

 

[StealthMode]

[boondock saints/] "You look fuckin SCARY!" [/boondock saints]

 

[E_SolSi]

This is the most fun ive had without lube

 

[tylonalsnifnfool]

i'm waiting for "GIT R DUN"

 

[cheese9988]

This Mr. Stay Puft, hes ok, hes a sailor, hes in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble!

 

[Jeef]

Bend over and spell run

 

[CRX-YEM]

Women can't live with em, Sheep can't cook.