post a random 1-liner

[BodyDroppedNikes]

i got the need, the need for speed :hifive:

 

[Drake]

You ever take it off any sweet jumps?

 

[Celerity]

Originally posted by BodyDroppedNikes@Feb 12 2005, 12:08 AM
i got the need, the need for speed :hifive:

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HAHAHAHAH Arcane reference of the night !


"If Iran doesn't want to talk about shutting down it's nuclear program in multi-lateral talks with Europe, the United States won't consider uni-lateral talks.. And I think you all know what that means"
-Condoleeza Rice

 

[Prowler]

My cats breath smells like cat food.

 

[Seany-izzle]

"did you gain weight or is your ass eating your pants?"

 

[NissanNiNjA2nd]

Eagles may fly, but weasels dont get caught in jet engines...

 

[jeffie7]

Originally posted by Some Dumb Ass@ 2001
I live my life one quarter mile at a time

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close enough

 

[xj0hnx]

You don't win a war by dying for you country, you win it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his.

 

[Speedracer228]

Old people, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose

 

[92civicb18b1]

my favorite...

"Life is like a box of chocolates....You never know what you're gonna get"

 

[lowandslow]

[chris griffin/]dad, what does it mean when your arm pits cry stinky tears[chris griffin]

 

[Havok]

lol, Family Guy has a ton of one liners that could be used.

 

[wildbillhatchbac]

and its got pegs . . . lucky!

 

[NoJokE]

Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.

 

[92civicb18b1]

lmao i liked this one

Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.

 

[StarBellieAngel]

do you see a sign on my garage that says 'dead nigger storage?' -pulp fiction

 

[racintweek]

are you my daddy?

 

[NoJokE]

"Life's not a bitch, Life is a beautiful woman, you only call her a bitch cause she won't let you get that pussy." - Aesop

 

[integraslut78]

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "that was fucking awesome".


Werd. I am definitely the one sitting next to you in jail.

 

[Speedracer228]

"I havent been fucked like that since grade school"