Finally, a story with no homosexual, or zombie references! Until was the name of a HondaSwap newb who found himself wandering the streets in his grandparent's neighborhood. Thus, a strange feeling came over Until. It was as if someone was watching his every move. He was pretty sure they wanted to make sexy time. After all, Until is the last surviving ultimate sex machine. Strangely enough, so are BrutalB83's zombie sex puppets, which had, up to now, been ignored.
You see, as a child, BrutalB83was raised in a brothel where he received the finest massages from homosexual Zombies. Ever since, he has felt that funny feeling whenever he walks -- especially when walking with Until. On this particular night, thetrio of Luis998, dacheat, and BrutalB83, left 90_ef_hatch out of the airlock at HAL's request, and as 90_ef_hatch gasped for air, efhondakid laughed uncontrolably, helped by the fact that he too thoroughly enjoyed homo zombie massages. Alas, dacheat shows up with a gigantic fist-shaped dildo and proceeds to violate phyregod by fisting his eye socket!!!
And with that, the zombies, Godzilla, Pedobear, and La Migra, helped save 90_ef_hatch's life in-exchange for badgers. Hordes of angry PETA representatives showed up with hordes of anti-badger stickers and a topless, angry Pamela Anderson. "Who knows why Pamela Anderson is always whoring herself out? Perhaps it is to get Brutal's zombie sex puppets from his grasp so that others can bask in their splendor" thought dacheat.
"They just don't go well with cake and Drano like sandwiches" noted Luis998, who then began to treat himself to a game of "Spank the Badger". While playing "Spank The Badger", Luis noticed that a group of mildly retarded Zombie squirrels were eagerly eying his brains. To their surprise, Luis didn't wear his foil hat!! Dinner was a sad time for Santa Claus and his eight fingered Honda-loving Eskimo chimp , which had replaced the reindeer and slept with his wife.
Understandably, Santa had become quite aroused by all this, and began to dance seductively until the chimp puked on his eight second Teggy that was parked on the roof. It was a Christmas nightmare! Then the freakin' zombies showed up and mauled off Santa's limbs. The reindeer came to save Santa, but changed their minds and stole the chimp instead. Santa screamed, "Rudolph, with your massive antler implants you must man up and give me butt naked pics of Aleaf!" Rudolph began to day dream about wet, wild, and stinky hyenas from the African plains (not to be confused with the stinky Girls Gone Wild).
Rudolph, realizing that he was too freakin' far away for making sexy time with Santa's blow hole, instead bumped the thread for luis! Dave arrived and shit himself, but luckily his "Depends" were made of gold. Even though Luis had warned Dave of gold-induced crotch rot, he still insisted on donning the adult diapers, only to find they had already been used by B, who was constantly forgetting where he left them.
Suddenly, Batman burst into the scene, stripped down to his underoos and got ready to kick it with Cheech and Chong. Unfortunately, Chong forgot his bong so batman kicked his ass. Cheech tried to defend Chong but Batman's nipple killed him. Robin then showed up and started smoking the bong alone, even though it didn't exist.
You see, as a child, BrutalB83was raised in a brothel where he received the finest massages from homosexual Zombies. Ever since, he has felt that funny feeling whenever he walks -- especially when walking with Until. On this particular night, thetrio of Luis998, dacheat, and BrutalB83, left 90_ef_hatch out of the airlock at HAL's request, and as 90_ef_hatch gasped for air, efhondakid laughed uncontrolably, helped by the fact that he too thoroughly enjoyed homo zombie massages. Alas, dacheat shows up with a gigantic fist-shaped dildo and proceeds to violate phyregod by fisting his eye socket!!!
And with that, the zombies, Godzilla, Pedobear, and La Migra, helped save 90_ef_hatch's life in-exchange for badgers. Hordes of angry PETA representatives showed up with hordes of anti-badger stickers and a topless, angry Pamela Anderson. "Who knows why Pamela Anderson is always whoring herself out? Perhaps it is to get Brutal's zombie sex puppets from his grasp so that others can bask in their splendor" thought dacheat.
"They just don't go well with cake and Drano like sandwiches" noted Luis998, who then began to treat himself to a game of "Spank the Badger". While playing "Spank The Badger", Luis noticed that a group of mildly retarded Zombie squirrels were eagerly eying his brains. To their surprise, Luis didn't wear his foil hat!! Dinner was a sad time for Santa Claus and his eight fingered Honda-loving Eskimo chimp , which had replaced the reindeer and slept with his wife.
Understandably, Santa had become quite aroused by all this, and began to dance seductively until the chimp puked on his eight second Teggy that was parked on the roof. It was a Christmas nightmare! Then the freakin' zombies showed up and mauled off Santa's limbs. The reindeer came to save Santa, but changed their minds and stole the chimp instead. Santa screamed, "Rudolph, with your massive antler implants you must man up and give me butt naked pics of Aleaf!" Rudolph began to day dream about wet, wild, and stinky hyenas from the African plains (not to be confused with the stinky Girls Gone Wild).
Rudolph, realizing that he was too freakin' far away for making sexy time with Santa's blow hole, instead bumped the thread for luis! Dave arrived and shit himself, but luckily his "Depends" were made of gold. Even though Luis had warned Dave of gold-induced crotch rot, he still insisted on donning the adult diapers, only to find they had already been used by B, who was constantly forgetting where he left them.
Suddenly, Batman burst into the scene, stripped down to his underoos and got ready to kick it with Cheech and Chong. Unfortunately, Chong forgot his bong so batman kicked his ass. Cheech tried to defend Chong but Batman's nipple killed him. Robin then showed up and started smoking the bong alone, even though it didn't exist.
