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"A hot pocket sounds really good right now"
I had one last night. Molten lava in my mouth.
$2.65 Four Loko... shit how bad could it be
(original pre-ban formula)
its not so much that "hold my beer" is stupid to say (unless you are a female and get your ass roofied)... its that whatever happens after "hold my beer" will either be the most awesome thing in history (unlikely) or the most epic fail imaginable (very likely)
Drank two (original recipe) in an hour or two a while back. Called my friend's girlfriend at the time out for whoring around on him. I got kicked out... lol
"I've been kicked out of nicer homes than this!"
thats not so much something stupid that i "said"... that is more something stupid that i DID