giggle berries.
made me choke on my apple juice.
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giggle berries.
A friend of mine banged a stripper. For an extra $50. With no condom. On Christmas. To lose his virginity.I don't have a condom, but I've got a cigarette wrapper. You strippers have to get, like, tested, right?
True story, actually.
just going to leave this here....Yeah, it lost me right then and there. Disappointed: At the time I thought they had V8s or some sick boost setup. Found out it was just a "3 series, No wait baby, this time it'll be different" and it sounded like a Civic.
The Vega, hallowed be it's name, would have chewed it up and spit it out.
Four Loko: Belligerent Dick Head in a can
A friend of mine banged a stripper. For an extra $50. With no condom. On Christmas. To lose his virginity.
I quit.
edit: wait, when you said 'for an extra $50' do you mean HE paid the STRIPPER? That's not how it's supposed to work...
He was 19 and a virgin. He wasn't what you would call a looker.