The best laid plans (Subject matter NSFW...no pics tho)

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they dont call it a "slump buster" for nothin
 
ahahaha...i could never result to "hoggin"....id rather go back to my slutty ex for a lil nookie,,
 
Hoggin', lmao... Ive taken one for the "team" once and she wasnt that bad looking, little thick though. It was actually pretty good too... I even hit it a couple other times on the side :) She was really tight too, I know she was sore the day after.
 
good thing my girl gives stellar head, and doesnt mind anal either... most of the time lol :thumbsup::ph34r:
 
Haha, the few times I went after "a girl with low self-esteem" I "never had a condom". You know what that means, haha. Twenty minutes later I'm back drinking with my friends again.
 
This is ALMOST as good as Nair on the Balls back in the ClubSi days...
 
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ok educate the refined females: wtf is hoggin. :hitler:
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"Big Bottom" - Spinal Tap
The bigger the cushion
The sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said

The looser the waistband
The deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on Monday
'Twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean

I love her each weekday
Each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mudflaps
My gal's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?
 
holy shit thats gotta suck ass.. im lucky i dont have chest hair...

how the shit were you supposed to get head anyways?? (confused)
k, nm i went back and read page 2-3 over again lol

all i have for some head is ask... WTF
BTW, it works better DURING sex to ask her
 
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i linked to this thread yesterday (or day before). Its my fault it came back. Now i want it to die.
 
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