Today's Lame Joke

[reckedracing]

The Aspirin Tax


I JUST HEARD THAT OBAMA IS GOING TO IMPOSE A 40% TAX ON ASPIRIN, BECAUSE IT'S WHITE AND IT WORKS..

 

[invisibledemon]

lol. rep.

 

[E_SolSi]

hehehe

 

[Briansol]

:racist:

 

[Drake]

lolerz

 

[damien360kl]

lmao

 

[RickParker]

deff. good shit!! rep

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

Conversation I had today:

Me- I need to move out.
Her- Handle it.
Me- Pay for it...
Her- Not a chance, stop being a gold digger.
Me- Not a gold digger. Just looking for a hand out. Duh. Just pretend I'm already on welfare and have 6 children by 5 different women. None of which I'm supporting.
Her- OMG, that's so depressing, I'll definitely pay your rent. You're so convincing.

 

[klyph]

Maybe he's taxing it because he doesn't like having to pick out the cotton?

 

[UNDR8D]

Conversation I had today:

Me- I need to move out.
Her- Handle it.
Me- Pay for it...
Her- Not a chance, stop being a gold digger.
Me- Not a gold digger. Just looking for a hand out. Duh. Just pretend I'm already on welfare and have 6 children by 5 different women. None of which I'm supporting.
Her- OMG, that's so depressing, I'll definitely pay your rent. You're so convincing.

Wait what?

 

[klyph]

Wait what?

He was making the point that America's downward spiral into a socialist welfare state is directly tied to female suffrage.

 

[UNDR8D]

No I think he was recounting an actual story but I couldn't figure out if he was talking to some 40 year old executive that he is banging or his grandmother...

 

[klyph]

No I think he was recounting an actual story but I couldn't figure out if he was talking to some 40 year old executive that he is banging or his grandmother...

The fact that he's banging his grandmother has no bearing on the fact that women's suffrage is the worst thing to ever happen to this country.

Also, narwhals.

 

[UNDR8D]

Truer words have never been spoken

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

No I think he was recounting an actual story but I couldn't figure out if he was talking to some 40 year old executive that he is banging or his grandmother...

She's actually 21. She just has money.

 

[UNDR8D]

Sweet. You have a way with the ladies.