I was at my buddies house and he was throwing a party...i had my Vette in the driveway...later that night i look over and some dude is leaning on it.....course now this is a kegger so there are mad drunk people ....so i go up to him i'm dude dude..wtf are you doing? He's like "what do you mean"...i said, GTF off my car....He's like o shit this is your car...i said no, i'm just yelling at you....so he begins to get wise.."o so then you won't mind if i poor beer on it".....He starts tilting his cup and accidently spills it all over the back of it......he looked at me and i looked at him....he got all scared voice.. ..."dude holy shit man so sorry man, seriously i didn;t even mean to i was just joking around"...i looked at him i said...."Take 10 steps away from my car right now"..he does it instantly..then his buddy comes over, and goes to me....whats going on here this is my buddy...i siad " this is your buddy?", he said yes....i said, YOU take 10 steps away my car Right fucking now....he looks at me then his friend and does it imemediately......I said "if i catch either one of you near my car the entire night....your gonna have a bad time.".....They said dude so sorry, let me get you a beer....so sorry man really....
Funniest part now....i tell my friend Ben, he;s cocked outta his mind......He goes up to the kid and goes...YOU DUMPED BEER ON MY BOYS CAR......WHHHHHHAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM,,...he shoves the dude in the chest and knocks him out for 10 minutes on the lawn......Ben looked at me and was like Rivkin, with your temper how the fuck did you not beat teh shit outta this kid...If some dude did this to my bike i would just hit him with no words.....i said man, i was so mad that i was calm.....