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Thats awesome. Going to have to let my friends in on that one, kinda spoiled for mrs phyre though, lol.
While she is gone, take Hersey kisses and sprinkle them from the door all the way to the bathroom shower. Hang roses from the shower head with an attached note saying "If I kiss the ground you walk on and shower you with roses, will you be my valentine?" Attach a ring or whatever else you want with the note. Works everytime.
Remember, girls want attention, not presents most the time.
Thats awesome. Going to have to let my friends in on that one, kinda spoiled for mrs phyre though, lol.
A bottle of lube.
I hope she gets me a riding crop.
Seriously though, if you are going to go for a "sexually oriented" gift, get her one of these little bastards:
AdamEveToys.com - Discreet Adult Toys for Men & Women
10 bucks. Crazy powerful little bastard. No bigger than lipstick. Mrs phyre and her friends love theirs.
Last year, I did something that someone on here suggested.
put hersheys kisses on the floor, leading to the shower, hung roses in the shower with a note "If I kiss the floor you walk on, and shower you with roses, will you be my valentine"
It worked pretty well.
Last year, I did something that someone on here suggested.
put hersheys kisses on the floor, leading to the shower, hung roses in the shower with a note "If I kiss the floor you walk on, and shower you with roses, will you be my valentine"
It worked pretty well.
I'm not getting her anything.
Allow me to rephrase:
I'm broke, I have no job, I'm living in my mom's house.
A bottle of lube.
I hope she gets me a riding crop.
Seriously though, if you are going to go for a "sexually oriented" gift, get her one of these little bastards:
AdamEveToys.com - Discreet Adult Toys for Men & Women
10 bucks. Crazy powerful little bastard. No bigger than lipstick. Mrs phyre and her friends love theirs.[/quote]
friends??? mmmmm
i thought about those little trojan finger thingy's.
ohh crap i'm logged on to mrs taco's account.....
Herpes?
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Whore.
That is all.
Sadly I been diagnosed with the HSV-1 virus.
Don't know which one of my ex's or where I got it from, but sucks to be me. We shall see if I still have a gf
WTF is HSV-1?
Herpies simplex virus - 1?
I should probably just google this...
I was accused of giving my ex HPV, except there's no male test for HPV, so its a crap shoot.