hahahaha: Look up "
Jenny Two Times"
that is this girl that grew up around here and dated every guy it seems (myself included) at one point or another.
and most of the stuff written is pretty accurate.
I just love that someone took the time and actually wrote out an article on her, with fake convo example too haha.
"Nah man,
Jenny's coming over tonight."
"
Jenny who?"
"
Jenny Archer, well, she calls herself
jenny 2x"
"Dude..Are you fucking with me right now? That girl is disgusting. I wouldnt touch her with a 20 ft. pole."
"What are you talking about? She added me on myspace? and Twittter..and facebook...and answered my question on formspring! So now she's coming over!"
"Dude, I'm sorry, but your gonna get an STD if you fuck her."
"I'm not gonna fuck her..Whatever man, We'll see what happens."
"She bringing pot over?"
"No, she's already stoned, she's bring some alcohol though."
"Well, she'll probably just sit here, and get drunk, and try to be cute or funny. But as soon as she starts saying she's tired, tell her to GTFO, trust me."
"Alright Alright man.."
"I'm serious dude, all she does is fuck. and get drunk. and get high. and work at chilis. I'm sure she'll suck your dick though!"
"Yeah man, I'll take a blowjob from
jenny....easy."
FIST PUMP.