what's your favorite quote?

[Capt. Orygun]

just a thread to post your fav quote, mine is...


Dictate?? Does my Dick Tate good in your mouph fool?

 

[xj0hnx]

I SAID CHOKE YOURSELF NOW LEAN OVER AND CHOKE YOURSELF!!

 

[pills_PMD]

i have too damn many!

face it not guilty.

has been the theme since we (me derek and a few friends) beat the court system.

 

[D See 2]

at 10 she's a 2 and at 2 she's a 10

 

[B16]

Originally posted by one zexy crx@Dec 24 2002, 12:05 PM
at 10 she's a 2 and at 2 she's a 10

or, good from far but far from good

 

[cxjon]

Originally posted by 92b16vx@Dec 24 2002, 03:03 PM
I SAID CHOKE YOURSELF NOW LEAN OVER AND CHOKE YOURSELF!!

full metal jacket!


its good to have roses on your piano but i rather have tulips on my organ

 

[xj0hnx]

I bet if there was some pussy at the finish line you could get the in ten secods or less.

 

[randerson165]

Originally posted by B16+Dec 24 2002, 03:43 PM-->

one zexy crx

@Dec 24 2002, 12:05 PM
at 10 she's a 2 and at 2 she's a 10

or, good from far but far from good

or, she's a butter face. Everything looks good butter face !!!

 

[RENR]

dont chase'm, replace'm

 

[cxjon]

she broke my heart so i broke her jaw

 

[DazedCivic99]

Deep thoughts by Jack Handey

The next time your having a bad day imagine this
you'r a siamese twin
your brother, attached at ur shoulder is gay
you are not
he has a date coming over tonight
but you only have one ass
feel better?

 

[djextremity]

http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

that page has a lot of Deep Thoughts..god they're so funny

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

it tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo' mamma!

 

[DazedCivic99]

Originally posted by djextremity@Dec 24 2002, 07:50 PM
http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

that page has a lot of Deep Thoughts..god they're so funny

the link u just had was for batteries

 

[djextremity]

lol i know i changed it

 

[Capt. Orygun]

Originally posted by TrailorParkPimp@Dec 24 2002, 07:50 PM
it tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo' mamma!

yeah, I fell off the couch the first time I saw that preview! And I still laugh everytime I hear it.


"give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime. Teach a man to be a fish, and he can eat himself. And if a man can eat himself, then fishing no longer matters."

 

[asmallsol]

Originally posted by djextremity@Dec 24 2002, 07:50 PM
http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

that page has a lot of Deep Thoughts..god they're so funny

That site is great, but i could not find the one that says

"Its always a shame to see a family torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs"

 

[posol]

"Procrastination is like masterbation. Either way you look at it, you only fucking yourself"
-B

 

[Havok]

That is some deep shit, mang!

 

[Capt. Orygun]

"why do the use sterile needles for lethal injection?"