what's your favorite quote?

cxjon

Senior Member
Originally posted by 92b16vx@Dec 24 2002, 03:03 PM
I SAID CHOKE YOURSELF NOW LEAN OVER AND CHOKE YOURSELF!!

full metal jacket!


its good to have roses on your piano but i rather have tulips on my organ
 

DazedCivic99

Senior Member
Deep thoughts by Jack Handey

The next time your having a bad day imagine this
you'r a siamese twin
your brother, attached at ur shoulder is gay
you are not
he has a date coming over tonight
but you only have one ass
feel better?
 

Capt. Orygun

Win the Day
Originally posted by TrailorParkPimp@Dec 24 2002, 07:50 PM
it tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo' mamma!

yeah, I fell off the couch the first time I saw that preview! And I still laugh everytime I hear it.


"give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime. Teach a man to be a fish, and he can eat himself. And if a man can eat himself, then fishing no longer matters."
 
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