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Capt. Orygun

Win the Day
just a thread to post your fav quote, mine is...

Dictate?? Does my Dick Tate good in your mouph fool?
i have too damn many!

face it not guilty.

has been the theme since we (me derek and a few friends) beat the court system. :)
Originally posted by 92b16vx@Dec 24 2002, 03:03 PM

full metal jacket!

its good to have roses on your piano but i rather have tulips on my organ
I bet if there was some pussy at the finish line you could get the in ten secods or less.
she broke my heart so i broke her jaw
Deep thoughts by Jack Handey

The next time your having a bad day imagine this
you'r a siamese twin
your brother, attached at ur shoulder is gay
you are not
he has a date coming over tonight
but you only have one ass
feel better?
Originally posted by TrailorParkPimp@Dec 24 2002, 07:50 PM
it tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo' mamma!

yeah, I fell off the couch the first time I saw that preview! And I still laugh everytime I hear it.

"give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime. Teach a man to be a fish, and he can eat himself. And if a man can eat himself, then fishing no longer matters."