what's your favorite quote?


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Whose idea was it to put an "s" in lisp?

Should a bankruptcy lawyer expect to be paid?

Why are fire signs red...Is a dark fire gonna break out, making us see the fire signs easier?


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ive heard that one a little different B "procrastination is like masterbation, it feels good till you realize your only fucking yourself"

"keep accelerating untill the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death"

"that which does not kill me postpones the inevitable"

"if at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you"


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"I'm the one that has to die when its time for me to die, so let me live my life the way i want to" jimi hendrix


since yesterday:

"Fuck Theives" -Stephen

"Bend over and spell R.U.N!" unknown
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Originally posted by sisteve@Dec 25 2002, 02:05 AM
"Bend over and spell R.U.N!" unknown!
lol i forgot about that one... but I ddn't start it dude... I heard that one from bill, who heard it at work, who..... yeah

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If I had one wish, I'd wish for an ass big enough for the whole world to kiss.
Slim Shady

"Stupid is as stupid does"
F. Gump

D See 2

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I once knew a man from Nantuckett;
Who's dick was so long he could suck it;
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin;
If my ear was a pussy i'd fuck it.


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im going to offer you the opportunity to share an experience with me that will change you for the rest of your life


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are you the fuck that told a fuck that im a fuck, well listen up fuck takes a fuck to know a fuck FUCK

your fish smells like pussy-tshirthell.com

if you sniff pens for fun you might as well suck dick for a living...
jack handey-
i once saw a man cry and i thought to myself "it takes a big man to cry". but it takes and even bigger man to laugh at that man.

if i want any lip from you, i'll open my fly.

when money talks...bullshit walks.


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What are you doing Tony?

What does it look like I'm doing? I'm driving down the street with his head stuck in my window.



Member of the 20 nut club
Originally posted by MaaseyRacer@Dec 27 2002, 07:03 PM
"They call them fingers but i never see'em fing."
-Otto from the Simpsons

LMAO i saw that one ... that was the funniest shit ever


"be nice to females, give a bitch a hug'
Sage Francis

new fav
One day, coming out of the mall, I saw two gay guys kissing in their car. I thought to myself, "Wow, thats the gayest thing I've ever seen!" but then I saw their car had altezzas.