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That girl is a tickler..one that teases the head..lol
 
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i wish my girlfriend broke her hand so that she was forced to give me more blowjobs. i HATE handjobs. i would just rather jerk it myself.

Words from the mouth of someone who hasn't had a good handjob.

Girls who grab it and yank on it = fail.
 
i love when i wake up and my arm is asleep and just going right at it screaming STRANGER DANGER!! STRANGER DANGER!!!!11
 
Words from the mouth of someone who hasn't had a good handjob.

Girls who grab it and yank on it = fail.
i think we have had a thread about this before. it not that i don't like it so much, i guess i just know it's an indicator i'm not getting laid, so it makes me hate it that much more.
 
i think we have had a thread about this before. it not that i don't like it so much, i guess i just know it's an indicator i'm not getting laid, so it makes me hate it that much more.

When you're with someone for 1-2-3-4-5 years you don't bang like rabbits anymore. Sometimes they are truly not up to it. Those are good days for mouf/hand
 
Rep is more valuable than United States Currency. I'm trading all my federal bank notes for cases of Jameson Irish whiskey.
 
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