you might be a ricer if:
you "rev your car at other cars because they are hooked up"
you race around anywhere you drive
you think you can buy a "stage 3 exhaust system"--grand turismo
you think if you spray nitrous you might blow the welds on your intake, and have the diamond plate floor pan fall off
you have a huge aluminum or fiberglass whale dick hanging off your trunk
your live your life a quarter mile at a time
blinking tire flys
any kind of neons
you have type R stickers on minivans, pretty much anycar that isnt a honda or acura
you have a window sticker that says honda, acura, or anything of that nature
you have honda or acura racing seat belt pads
you have 4 point harnesses in a car that dosent run faster than 16's
you have a roll cage in an escort(ive seen it)
etc....
you get beat by someone racing you, and you fly past them doing like 100 after they start to slow down...(ricer flyby that they all do)