how bad do i suck? home on a saturday...sober
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The girl that I've been non-stop banging for the last week, took me to her house down by the shore and showed me daddy's garage. Sheer-fucking ridiculousness. They own their own shop that includes a dyno. They have two AMC deloreans, a rolls royce, a '67 mustang, three porsches - ones a 911 sc thats gorgeous, as well as a Carrera 2s and I'm not sure what the third was because it was covered and alarmed so we didn't want to go messing with it. Thats in addition to their dailys and such.
She took me out to a nice italian dinner, bought me some banging filet mignon and gave me some goodness before we went out to eat.
I proceeded to get smashed playing some pong and all I remember is laying back in her car and she took me home and took care of me. Cleaned up my room and everything.
Friday night was dinner, a movie, and like a four hour bang after a hour long blowjob.
She said that she could get me whatever parts I needed and that she would get her dad to run the WRX on the dyno. I was so giddy that I forgot that it looked like it was only a RWD dyno since I didn't see any rollers upfront, so I won't be able to run it.
but...life is good right now.
She took me out to a nice italian dinner, bought me some banging filet mignon and gave me some goodness before we went out to eat.
I proceeded to get smashed playing some pong and all I remember is laying back in her car and she took me home and took care of me. Cleaned up my room and everything.
Friday night was dinner, a movie, and like a four hour bang after a hour long blowjob.
She said that she could get me whatever parts I needed and that she would get her dad to run the WRX on the dyno. I was so giddy that I forgot that it looked like it was only a RWD dyno since I didn't see any rollers upfront, so I won't be able to run it.
but...life is good right now.
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there has only been a couple that could get me off, but usually i want to progress to the good stuff. i couldn't hold still for an hour an just let a girl give me head, plus i would get bored. if it takes you an hour to nut, odds are you aren't going to. time to move on.
eh, i think it's just me. i have a short attention span. i don't value the love and affection bullshit anymore. i just want to get a little wham, bam, thank you ma'am and go to bed.
anything after 45 minutes is excessive. the perfect girl to me will make me a sandwich, let me watch 30 minutes of sportscenter, and fuck me for another 30 minutes before bed....and not say a word in the mean time.
i don't sound bitter or anything do it?
Call it whatever you'd like.
I had another girl that was willing to do that for me on occassion as well, but this one like wants to.
She was a wet fucking mess afterwards. ...it was a great thing. She's the best lay I've ever had too, none of that dead fish shit - she's always wiggling, moving, fucking me back, pulling her legs behind her head, getting into new positions, etc., etc.
And he shoots and he scores!
p.s. I'm up at 8a.m. after falling asleep at 4a.m. because she made me bang her last night. the other downside is the sleep issue, as in, I don't get any sleep anymore.
i feel ya on the no sleep. i just don't want an hour long blow job. 10 minutes is good. let me hit it and go to bed. my ex would keep me awake always wanting to fuck. she didn't work and i had to get up early. it was a catch 22. fuck her and get no sleep, don't fuck her and she'll keep me awake bitching about not fucking her. hahaha
Celerity
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.. Not at all like that usual date rape bullshit, eh ?
I prefer them over sex, as long as they let you watch tv, eat, or drink. Maybe you just haven't met the right girl.
yep, that's what happens when it turns to blow jobs and sex ^_^
Haha, the only reason I wouldn't be able to sit is if I pulled a muscle, but your sister does work me hard."I prefer them over sex"
.... Because you can sit afterwards ?
Most girls are lazy lays.
She will literally hang on me when I'm overtop of her, take hold of my shoulders and writhe herself up and down on myself. I've never seen a girl be able to do such a thing or be so active in bed. It helps that she's athletic but I'm been with a bunch of cheerleaders/gymnasts/athletes and they've never been this good before. Plus, she just loves it.
Update:
She says that she's going to go to Walmart (which she had never been in one before) and asked if I needed anything. I said maybe some underwear and socks, and joked if there were any shirts without huge gay logos to pick up some and I'd pay her back.
She comes back with packages of express underwear that are far more than I'd ever pay for boxer briefs and two awesome shirts. She buys a swiffer type mop to clean my house with and then pays for groccerys when I go out to buy dinner, because she "had the majority of the things" when in reality she had like hairgel and a pack of gum.
I get frustrated working on the uppipe on the WRX swapping a new one out - the studs don't line up (fuck you ebay, shouldve kept the helix in) and am running late to work. She gives me her 190E MB, lays all my clothes out on my bed when I'm in the shower so that I can get changed quickly and tells me that she'll have my roomate take her back so I'm not any later to work.
Honestly, I'll rub it in that I'm in heaven right now. Back massages daily, sex daily, sugah momma, sweet as can be... I don't know what to do with myself.
