2 white boys trying to rap
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see my sig, I was given the props
the rest of you go back to the farm and mind your crops
when the beat comes from me you know the beat drops
the rest of you fools get beat up like that 350lb crack head on cops
with sisteve productions at my back
me and my boy be giving heart attacks
5 pages in and still no one can top it
got your dicks cut off by Lorana Bobbit
While I'm at it, let's use a new word
i turboed your style and flushed it like a turd
After all I've tried to do to teach you white boys how to rap
E still comes back with the same 4-line attack
i fucked this, i fucked that
my gun went click and then it went clack
homeboy is just a wigger whos trying to sound all black
so get back in the mother fucking line
i'm laying back, time to unwind
if one more time you folks try to 1-up me
i guess i'll have to bring you home like i did earlier to Mali
mother fucker.... we out....
the rest of you go back to the farm and mind your crops
when the beat comes from me you know the beat drops
the rest of you fools get beat up like that 350lb crack head on cops
with sisteve productions at my back
me and my boy be giving heart attacks
5 pages in and still no one can top it
got your dicks cut off by Lorana Bobbit
While I'm at it, let's use a new word
i turboed your style and flushed it like a turd
After all I've tried to do to teach you white boys how to rap
E still comes back with the same 4-line attack
i fucked this, i fucked that
my gun went click and then it went clack
homeboy is just a wigger whos trying to sound all black
so get back in the mother fucking line
i'm laying back, time to unwind
if one more time you folks try to 1-up me
i guess i'll have to bring you home like i did earlier to Mali
mother fucker.... we out....
hondacivicvtec99
Member
Look at B makin fun of this cat
sayin all I do if fuck this and fuck that
well hes just jealous cuz i get laid
while he's still at the barber shop gettin a bad fade
sorry B not my fault I bang mad girls
i fuck em so hard make their toes curl
but that's all good B cuz I hear ur gettin sum now
and for once this time shes not a fat cow
you just cant see that you cant top this
and soon enuf your girl will be givin my dick a kiss
sayin all I do if fuck this and fuck that
well hes just jealous cuz i get laid
while he's still at the barber shop gettin a bad fade
sorry B not my fault I bang mad girls
i fuck em so hard make their toes curl
but that's all good B cuz I hear ur gettin sum now
and for once this time shes not a fat cow
you just cant see that you cant top this
and soon enuf your girl will be givin my dick a kiss
look at little b*tch thinking he's tully from kids
you think your all that, fk this, fk that? poppin cherries like lids?
whats next, you going to sing like kasper?
"kasper the friendly ghost, the fkn friendliest ghost I know"
you on crack kid, you dont know whats going on or how to flow
so come off it dawg, we'll shovel you out like snow
we tell you to stop, you continue to prance
didnt your daddy tell you...white kids cant dance?
i think your trying to hard, to fit in, to be cool
i dont know how many more times i have to tell you...your a fkn fool!
gobbledegobblede goo, i got some gum stuck on my shoe
your flows are so weak and beat i cant stop the shouts
all you are is a white dood, with a lot of doubts
this is getting boring, not me, your rapping
why dont you go and do some paris hilton fapping
put on the night goggles and go pound the meat
so all us dawgs dont have to listen to your rhymes that are so fkn beat!
just make sure you wrap it so you can live
oh wait, tully's got the hiv
you think your all that, fk this, fk that? poppin cherries like lids?
whats next, you going to sing like kasper?
"kasper the friendly ghost, the fkn friendliest ghost I know"
you on crack kid, you dont know whats going on or how to flow
so come off it dawg, we'll shovel you out like snow
we tell you to stop, you continue to prance
didnt your daddy tell you...white kids cant dance?
i think your trying to hard, to fit in, to be cool
i dont know how many more times i have to tell you...your a fkn fool!
gobbledegobblede goo, i got some gum stuck on my shoe
your flows are so weak and beat i cant stop the shouts
all you are is a white dood, with a lot of doubts
this is getting boring, not me, your rapping
why dont you go and do some paris hilton fapping
put on the night goggles and go pound the meat
so all us dawgs dont have to listen to your rhymes that are so fkn beat!
just make sure you wrap it so you can live
oh wait, tully's got the hiv
whats a matter little b*tch
its been 2.5 hours
cant compete? are you sad? do you need some flowers?
bow down to the real 860 kings, you aint got crap
I still cant belive you try and bring it, get lost, get outta here...do you need a map?
i think your just sad that you got ousted by the man
dont come round here no more, or else you'll get the ban
its been 2.5 hours
cant compete? are you sad? do you need some flowers?
bow down to the real 860 kings, you aint got crap
I still cant belive you try and bring it, get lost, get outta here...do you need a map?
i think your just sad that you got ousted by the man
dont come round here no more, or else you'll get the ban
Smonkeyboy
Senior Member
im just glad yall aint raggin on the 5-0-9
cause if you do im gonna come back and get mine
just stop before you start cause its a big waste of time
yeah steve i need some flowers
ima get um in about half an hour
and make a quick stop by the cemetary
cause thats where your dead and buried
no ididnt kill ya you did it on your own
those rhymes were so wack you just decieded to own..
yourself that it
ima quote the clipse on this one:
just quit your yappin b4 we get to clappin, and have your fuckin parts mixin matchin, fella
cause if you do im gonna come back and get mine
just stop before you start cause its a big waste of time
yeah steve i need some flowers
ima get um in about half an hour
and make a quick stop by the cemetary
cause thats where your dead and buried
no ididnt kill ya you did it on your own
those rhymes were so wack you just decieded to own..
yourself that it
ima quote the clipse on this one:
just quit your yappin b4 we get to clappin, and have your fuckin parts mixin matchin, fella
hondacivicvtec99
Member
look at steve tryin to be funny liek that
but in reality he's really just an
he runs his mouth like hes somethin new
but your rhymes bounce off me and stick to you
you keep talkin how my shit is wack and all
but all your rhymin and rappin sounds like a moose call
u say I dont do shit all day, no work and all play
but steve im in school all day what you got to say?
I'll make somethin of myself
instead of stealin superchargers off the shelf
i still remember when u had the civic si
I had the 95 ex and you just passed me by
but now what do you have an SUV?
the only thing those are good for is if you fuck for free
but it's all good stevey, steve o
just remember she'll always be my lil hoe
oh and steve next time u walk ouside watch your back
cuz sorry playa but YOUR shit is wack
I must get ready and go to work
but tonite at SCSU my shit will get twirked
but in reality he's really just an
he runs his mouth like hes somethin new
but your rhymes bounce off me and stick to you
you keep talkin how my shit is wack and all
but all your rhymin and rappin sounds like a moose call
u say I dont do shit all day, no work and all play
but steve im in school all day what you got to say?
I'll make somethin of myself
instead of stealin superchargers off the shelf
i still remember when u had the civic si
I had the 95 ex and you just passed me by
but now what do you have an SUV?
the only thing those are good for is if you fuck for free
but it's all good stevey, steve o
just remember she'll always be my lil hoe
oh and steve next time u walk ouside watch your back
cuz sorry playa but YOUR shit is wack
I must get ready and go to work
but tonite at SCSU my shit will get twirked
what the fk did i just read
a flow? no. a rhyme? no. just some sucka a$$ n00b who loves the an*l bead
you cant even make two sentences that rhyme
whats a matta..you all outta time?
I thought little b*tch had weak sauce flows
until your busted a$$ came in picking your nose
i wont even start with you, its not in ethic
your, first rhyme, your last flow...they ALL pathetic
a flow? no. a rhyme? no. just some sucka a$$ n00b who loves the an*l bead
you cant even make two sentences that rhyme
whats a matta..you all outta time?
I thought little b*tch had weak sauce flows
until your busted a$$ came in picking your nose
i wont even start with you, its not in ethic
your, first rhyme, your last flow...they ALL pathetic
smooth_criminal
Senior Member
Jesus Christ what with all these whack quotes,
next thing you know he'll be sayin there he go there he go,
Son didn't your mom Eva teach ya,
You need to talk with respect or we'll continue to beat cha,
Sittin here workin with out a think to do,
I mine as well keep typin other wise i'm gonna start sniffin crazy glue.
I'm a skinny white kid from the north side of jersey,
Don't non of mother fuckers think you can serve me,
With those week as lines that you must have found on the cereal box,
Sorry your mom couldn't fix you eggs this morning she was busy chocking my cock.
Well it's about time to go some a cig and catch some cancer,
matter a fact I'll just like your moms titty and get it done faster.
next thing you know he'll be sayin there he go there he go,
Son didn't your mom Eva teach ya,
You need to talk with respect or we'll continue to beat cha,
Sittin here workin with out a think to do,
I mine as well keep typin other wise i'm gonna start sniffin crazy glue.
I'm a skinny white kid from the north side of jersey,
Don't non of mother fuckers think you can serve me,
With those week as lines that you must have found on the cereal box,
Sorry your mom couldn't fix you eggs this morning she was busy chocking my cock.
Well it's about time to go some a cig and catch some cancer,
matter a fact I'll just like your moms titty and get it done faster.
Smonkeyboy
Senior Member
man whats with all these n00bs thinking they fly
probaly feel ike Mc Gruff tryin to take a bite out of crime
you better watch out what you say when you raggin on sisteve
cause hes admin man he can fuck you up worse than me
at least on hondaswap
he can make your profile go pop
man i dont care if you from jersey, the BX or whever
cause ill find you, then your friends will be puttin you back together
just dont forget im ridin westside
dont worry bout us man cause we never die
probaly feel ike Mc Gruff tryin to take a bite out of crime
you better watch out what you say when you raggin on sisteve
cause hes admin man he can fuck you up worse than me
at least on hondaswap
he can make your profile go pop
man i dont care if you from jersey, the BX or whever
cause ill find you, then your friends will be puttin you back together
just dont forget im ridin westside
dont worry bout us man cause we never die
It don't matter where your from when your on the forum
each and everyone of you is a part of my consortum
praying down to me like im the godfather of swaps
hell, im old enough to be half y'all's pops
still mother fuckers want to come and show disrespect
i got nothing to prove and no memories to forget
once step two step three step four
sisteve and killa B be at yo door
four step three step two step one
walkin away from another fucker got done
<bitches hollerin in the background and shit.. lol>
everyone here thinkin E has the rap itch
i think y'all should know his nickname is Little Bitch
but if there's one part about it that makes it a hitch
it was given to him at work from a chick with a lisp
Smokeyboy sat on a wall
nigga drove by and we watched that cat fall
even even though they tried again and again
the doctors just couldn't put Humptyboy back together again
Smooth Criminal comes off like he's some hard ass thug from Jersey
Sum-41 has the only Smooth Criminal who can serve me
so keep on smokin' and my mom's titty chockin'
even my dad won't sleep with that when he's tokin'
so now that you have it once again from the master
just give it up now before your life becomes a disaster
I flow from the heart don't matter what you been bringing
the rest of ya'll should just stick to rock and roll singing
each and everyone of you is a part of my consortum
praying down to me like im the godfather of swaps
hell, im old enough to be half y'all's pops
still mother fuckers want to come and show disrespect
i got nothing to prove and no memories to forget
once step two step three step four
sisteve and killa B be at yo door
four step three step two step one
walkin away from another fucker got done
<bitches hollerin in the background and shit.. lol>
everyone here thinkin E has the rap itch
i think y'all should know his nickname is Little Bitch
but if there's one part about it that makes it a hitch
it was given to him at work from a chick with a lisp
Smokeyboy sat on a wall
nigga drove by and we watched that cat fall
even even though they tried again and again
the doctors just couldn't put Humptyboy back together again
Smooth Criminal comes off like he's some hard ass thug from Jersey
Sum-41 has the only Smooth Criminal who can serve me
so keep on smokin' and my mom's titty chockin'
even my dad won't sleep with that when he's tokin'
so now that you have it once again from the master
just give it up now before your life becomes a disaster
I flow from the heart don't matter what you been bringing
the rest of ya'll should just stick to rock and roll singing
Smonkeyboy
Senior Member
hahaha
