2 white boys trying to rap

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:worthy: :worthy: :worthy: :worthy: :worthy: OMG!!!! you guys should put out an album, "Gangstas of the Swizzap, yo!!" lol. B, you got mad flow.
 
99 your such loser MTV will never let you be made
all the while your sitting here makin fun of B"s fade
atleast we know he might get laid

99 civic vtec, you aint got that shit what the heck
when you come around here you better stand corect
you come here with 27 post tring to act like you have the most
stand still so i can whack you with my post
 
wow 92civic that was a horrible rap
it reminded me of when i looked in the toilet after I took a crap
your rhymes r madd weak and never will be ill
and u'r sittin at home jerkin your dick off still
while im out gettin my noodle wet from all these sluts
I be fuckin madd girls and bustin madd nuts
92cx your rhymes r shady and madd stupid
the only way you can get laid is with the help of cupid
I dont care tho cuz u can talk all you want about me
cuz you cant do anything about it and you just cant see
that I am the boogey man and your girlfriends virginity I took
so you shood just sit back and consentrate on writing a book
about the kid who thinks he can make a rap without a hook
you could call it the idiots guide to rapping and flows
cuz you have less talent in your entire body than I do in my toes
so sit there and shut the fuck up and just be quiet
and maybe you should treat your bitch to subway cuz she needs to diet :bash:
 
that was by far the worst rap i've ever seen
i've seen hotter flows come from a bitches blood stream
you lost this battle long long ago
coming back with nothing but raggin on the dude's hoe

time has come for you to listen up, little bitch
his bitch may be fat but your thin like a carrot stick
go to the gym, get some fucking muscle
and for christ sakes, stop making out with Russell

That shit is just gay dog, i don't care what you called it
and i know you're gonna try to come back and follow it
but i'm tellin gyou right now son, just leave it alone
some white boys got the skills, others should stick to the Trombone

When i get up on the stage in front of all my crew
all i can do is think of how im going to run over you
my rhymes come from the heart and no one can take that
anyone who tries will get squashed like a gnat

back to reality, little bitch is one big tragedy
his first car got stolen and it was so sad to see
must've been the 17's that i sold 'em
bling bling mother fucker, shook ones owned him

now that you mention subway im fienin for a fix
foot long sub to go with my foot long dick
hold the mayo that shit comes later
all over your back from grand master bater

i got more ryhmes than burger king's got grease
one at a time, ironed, pleated with a crease
if there was a problem yo i'd solve it
check out lil' bitch while the board disolves it

ice ice baby too bold....
ice ice baby vocal fold
 
OK here comes B again tryin to recoup
but his rhymes sound like an endless loop
hes just angry cuz his car dont run
and now that its snowing out he cant have fun
but that's alll good cuz my rhymes r infinate, yours dead
every one of the girls ur with must be fucked up in the head
to be dating a tool such as you, they must not kno
that you are madd broke, cuz theyre only out for your doe
it cant be for your boyish good looks or your smarts
cuz in highschool back and forth you used to ride those tart carts
and it cant be cuz of your overwhelmingly huge build
cuz riight now a fly is the only thing that youve ever killed
hmm maybe its for your performance in bed
wait no haha your the guy i seen given sisteve head
could it be cuz your such a nice guy
noooo surely not that is definately a lie
so as I see it I dont see why u think u can flow
cuz you should kno by now, u cant fuck with nigga e the official y0
so grab them fake ass titties while your in the strip club
cuz thats all u can get with your little ass stub
hey remember when we went to the gold club in city
we dropped madd loot in there like we were famous, like fity
then that chinese bitch did a headstand onto your dick
she must have been deaf, blind, or dumb...maybe sick
well ima end this rap on the strizzle bass
and try and stay away from the girls who have herpies on their face
i kno its mad hard cuz thats all you can get
but keep em away if you have to use a net
cuz they are all out for guys who look like dirt and dress even worse
so next time maybe u shood wear a skirt and throw on a purse
so u can match your personality up with a what it be
which is a forty year old fat bitch with crabs on her pus-sy
 
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