It was a normal monday morning in sunny southern california. Birds were singing, sun was shining, I was feeling pretty damn good. During my usual morning commute to downtown L.A., I stopped off at my first stop. Went inside, browsed around, chit chatted with some of the regs there. All of a sudden, I hear my car alarm go off....run to the window, and see some wetback fucking mexican standing near my car, sheepish grin on his face. Thinking he had just bumped into my car with his body, I thought nothing of it. Glanced at the car he got into, which was parked right next to mine, but really didn't pay it much attention. Finished with that warehouse, and moving onto my second one, I paid for my purchases and walked to my car. 20 yards away, I hit the "de-alarm" button on my remote, and was greeted with 4 beeps, instead of the usual two. Thinking, it was just the alarm telling me it had gone off, I thought nothing of it. As I got closer to my car, I was greeted by this sight: Looking into my cockpit through the hole in the window, I noticed this: and this: Called 911 on my cell phone. Was put ON HOLD FOR 10 FUCKING MINUTES.... good thing nobody was dying.... Hung up, and went back inside. Told the guy who runs the warehouse what had happened, and asked to use his phone to call the cops. I wanted the cops to come out there and take a report, dust for finger prints, and give me some solice that they were "ON THE MUTHAFUCKA" /Marsallas Wallace After all, as some many of you military guys and pro-police people on here have pointed out, THE POLICE ARE HERE TO PROTECT AND SERVE. buying into this wild fallacy, I called the local police department. Was told by the operator that I needed to call another police station, because it was out of their jurisdiction. Fine. Got the number and called it. Was told I had to call yet ANOTHER police station, because that was still out of their jurisdiction. 15 minutes later, I got ahold of another L.A.P.D. station. "Hi, I have been trying to get ahold of the police now for 15 goddamn fucking minutes. I need a police car out to where I'm at in order to take a report, dust for finger prints and do their "job"... Cop: I'm sorry sir, we just take reports over the phone. Me: Ok, so when will a squad car be out here to dust for finger prints and whatever else? Cop: We are sorry sir, for incidents of this matter, we only take a report over the phone. If you want your car dusted for finger prints you have to come down to ______ between the hours of..... Me: So essentially what you are saying is that you will "take a report" over the phone? Cop: Correct. Me: Then what will come of that report? Cop: We will file it sir. Me: Im getting the feeling that me taking the 20 minutes to sit here on the phone and "file a report" is not going to get any results at all.... Cop: Well sir... Me: (interrupting) You guys are completely fucking useless Cop: (interrupting) We'll sir, if the voters.... Me: Just wait untill I graduate law school in two years from now you fucking asshole, I will have every single one of your fucking goddamn jobs you useless piece of fucking shit !!!! /hung up. We'll....I foget who said it, but I think it was that loud mouthed asshole on here who had like 99 million years of "martial arts" experience..... FUCK THE MOTHERFUCKING POLICE. THEY ARE USELESS GODDAMNED MOTHER FUCKING BLUE COLLAR, UNINTELLIGENT PIECES OF BLUE COLLAR, MIDDLE CLASS SHIT. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE ONLY GOOD FOR HARRASSING PEOPLE BECAUSE OF "HOW LOW" THEIR CAR IS, OR FOR "MODIFIED EXHAUST" SHIT LIKE THAT. WHEN A REAL CRIME IS COMMITTED, YOU ARE'NT WORTH THE SHIT YOU ARE PRINTED ON.... I dont know why I'm so surprised. Fucking blue collar, unintelligent, testosterone driven middle class workers. Gotta love 'em !!! And to the fucking wetback mexican who broke into my car.... You forgot to look under my passenger seat amigo: So I indeed did learn a valuable lesson. And was reminded of a few things that I allready knew were true. Lesson # 1: If you see a mexican standing near your car, 19 times out of 10, he most likely is trying to steal it or whatever is inside. Lesson # 2: A handgun is only usefull if it is within reach. Things reminded #1: Cops are fucking useless, testosterone driven, blue collar, middle class pieces of uneducated shit that are nowhere near to be found when an actual crime is committed. Things reminded #2: We really need to deport 99.9% of these fucking wetbacks in California. Illegal immigration? Politicians look the other way because they consider each and every wetback a "VOTE". Things done change when I get in power in 15 years from now.... Things reminded #3: When I hear my car alarm go off, run outside expecting the worst. Shoot first, ask questions later. So what has come of this situation? Nothing much. Stereo still is gone. Not that it matters, It was only worth a hundred bucks.....It's the principle. The dirty, low class mexican....still out there, bumping his mariachi music with my stereo...or possibly sending money back to mexico so his 19 other brothers and sisters can illegally come over here and steal more of my shit. I do know one thing that has allready happened.....went into my closet, dusted off my old holster and got re-aquaintted.. NOW YOU SEE IT: NOW YOU DONT I have been shooting for over 17 years, both competition (high school) and target practice. I am at the Police shooting range (buddy is a sargent for the police...ya I know....but he is coo coo tho) once a week..... Less anyone think I'm some sort of gun toting fanatic.