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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.
    He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know, I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a Conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
    The blonde had just opened a book but she closes it and says, "What would you like to discuss?"
    He says "How about nuclear power?"
    "OK" says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff..... grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
    The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
    "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to talk about nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
     
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    Battle Pope New Member

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    Maybe he's not a friggin' biologist? Christ. Damned women.
     
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    what is this..............1985?
     
  4. pissedoffsol

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    i don't remember 1985..... maybe 1 or 2 memroies, but thats about it. :p
     
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    First one was far better.

    And in 1985 I was 9 and building go karts and 2 stroke engines.. Oh god. You kids weren't even born.
     
  8. NissanNiNjA2nd

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    This joke will continue for the next hundred years. :mrgreen:
     
  9. B16RacerN2NR

    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    hey screw you, I was 2. :ph34r: [​IMG]

    "Been smokin' since I was 2!"
     
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    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    if I tried to hit on a chick and she started to talk about poop I'd get up and leave
     
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    I was 8 and riding my ATV's



    We had 2 Suzuki 230 Quadsports...those things were pissah when I was a kid
     
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    i used to race a 230 quadsport :) it was awesom!
     
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    it wasnt in 1985 but i also had 3 suzuki quadsport 230's tha i rode for a few yrs i lved them shits. I could ride wheelies forever on one ofthose
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    fuckin right!

    the thing that pissed me off about them was when the swingarm bushes got worn, they would throw chains constantly. the remedy we found was either replacing the bushes atleast once a year, or run a spacer on the front sprocket and a 250 quadracer o-ring chain with a bunch of links taken out :)
     
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    I don't believe it. A blonde woman making sense? bullshit.
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Corrected it for you.
     
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    i wasnt alive in 1985
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    [​IMG] I'm not going to touch that shit. :p
     
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    your the same age as my brother then...... he's an old fucker. j/k
     
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    I was conceived in 1985! [​IMG] And I had a sweet go-cart once. [​IMG]
     
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