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lame joke of the day

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  1. AHHVTEC

    AHHVTEC Well-Known Member VIP

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    LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

    'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

    'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

    The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

    To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
     
  2. Drake

    Drake Well-Known Member VIP

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    That got a chuckle out of me.
     
  3. Hondadude141

    Hondadude141 ¿pɐǝɥ ɹn ɥʇıʍ uıop nɥɔʇɐʍ

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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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  5. !JDM_EF-9!

    !JDM_EF-9! I'm just EF'n..

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    eg'sforlife New Member

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    it was kinda funny its not really that lame
     
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