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24 years ago, your mom was spread eagle on a table
have a good one bud
I broke jeffie's mom's hymen.
She was a bleeder, but I just kept spreading with those salad tongs.
Did you turn her over and use the blood for a salad dressing?
Why do you think you're such a good chef?
...its in your blood.
Thanks for the gift y0 I hope your ass still feels stretchedHappy Birthday, homo!
Anyways, thanks guys, it's scary knowing 30 is getting closer and closer.
thank god B will hit it way before me.
Don't worry, I'll hit it before B.... and I'll still look younger.