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  1. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    used numbing condoms?

    Girl that I used to f on a regular basis, conned me into a booty call last night.

    After a couple BJ's and an hour or so of sex and her riding her brains out <which to me is somehow very humorous, watching a girl trying her hardest to make you finish and then tiring herself out> I can't finish during sex.


    I get the text message this morning, "Oh, I know why you couldn't finish!" to which I immediately think - must have been the condoms - and I get the text message, "I accidentally bought numbing sensation <or whatever they're called> condoms".

    Her boyfriend or ex-boyfriend or whatever the fuck he is, just shipped off to the marines but apparently it was either a mistake on her part buying them or he had a little premature problem. My condoms were all cold from being in my car, so I wound up using the ones she had.

    Also, I kept thinking the condom broke because it was making the tip feel weird like it busted through the top of the condom.


    Cliff notes;
    Who has used these things and why?
    Condoms should be called stinging sensations and "no cumming for you" sensations.
    I'm going to start banging girls raw dog since I hate condoms.
     
  2. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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  3. ThatGuy4life

    ThatGuy4life The Riced Sleeper

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    Raw is the way to go, lol I think every guy hates them. As for the numbing sensation condoms or all the different style condoms I can't help you there as I guess trojan don't think they need to make their Magnums Xl with all the different styles as their regular condoms
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    first you can't get it up...
    now you can't nut.......




    might as well off your self bro. life sucks from this point forward.
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    oh, and had you ordered a sex store, and had 12 battery powered dildos on your carpet along with a variety of condoms, you could have had others to try on :)
     
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    interesting

    TTIWWOP of the slut
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    14 pages at least on this thread....
     
  8. totalburnout

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    I don't trust the magnums.

    I've had them break before.

    I won't wear Durex Ultra thins either. I went through a pack of them, every time I thrusted hard, breaking the damn things.

    Also, even though the magnums are the "golden ticket" <you should know what I'm talking about here> I feel like its being cocky buying them even if they do fit.

    I don't like the red ring that normal condom leave, but most unroll to ~10inches now so thats more than enough and the ring is better than fearing that the condom is going to break.

    They're like plastic bags.
     
  9. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    i rotate which type i use. sometimes i will use the regular, sometimes i will use the numbing.

    i use the numbing when a)i want to blow a fat load. it adds to the orgasm for me personally. holding it in longer is a way better feeling than just letting it go when you are ready. for me it's not an endurance thing. that's why i will switch it up. or b)i really want to go all night for a girl. or wear her out.

    i use the regular ones when a condom is a must. i.e. random hay ride. i hate condoms, but i hate std's and kids worse.

    always wrap it up unless she is your gf and on bc that you watch her swallow.
     
  10. totalburnout

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    I posted her edited nudes before.

    This one has been around for awhile. She loves my dick for whatever reason, no matter how horribly I treat her (she's normally annoying as hell and clingy).

    I went over her apartment and banged her with a Malibu pineapple flavored rum bottle last night, after she blew me. She put the bottle in the freezer first and wanted me to do it. "She a freak." :ph34r:

    Also IDP.
     
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    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    I never thought about the orgasm being heightened, because the sensations are killed, but I guess when you finally get there it might be good.

    We all know my problem keeping it up apparently so a numbing condom that kills my hard on isn't on my highest priority list.

    Like I said, it felt like when i break condoms. I had to pull out to check a couple of times.
     
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    thats birth control in and of itself isnt it?
     
  13. ThatGuy4life

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    Yea I was like that for awhile I bust just about everything else besides magnums, took me awhile to actually get up the courage to buy the Magnum XL's, the regular magnums fit but they were still tight as shit but I didn't think I was sized enough to actually use th XL's then one day I was like what the hell might as well try. Still a lbit snug but feels a whole lot better
     
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    did i read this right??
     
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    the only ones ive never busted through are trojans. Any kind of trojan i cant bust through for some reason... well besides ultra things. I've never used the numbing ones.... how long of a numbing is it??
     
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    man, and i thought this girl i know was a freak...
     
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    Would you expect any less from me?

    I left out the other details that would result in tmi. <too much info.>

    I had a video that she made for me, of her stuffing panties into her cooch. She was bugging me the one night, and I wound up thinking to myself "wow, I'm going to stuff her thong up her wet stuff, so she doesn't have any dry underwear to go home in" and apparently she thought that was extremely hot.

    If I open up my AIM window with her, I'm sure I have some funny excerpts of the convo since the new AIM keeps convos until you sign off.

    ian ack 4 life (2:54:57 AM): like tonight is the kind of night that i would want to watch you ride the shit out of a bottle, and then suck my cock
    (2:55:17 AM): i think that's hot
    ian ack 4 life (2:55:30 AM): or to keep fucking yourself with a random object as you blew me
    (2:55:46 AM): yessss

    (3:04:47 AM): come try something
    (3:05:01 AM): Naughty Alysha A big-holed slut who loves to stretch the limits... literally!
    ian ack 4 life (3:05:11 AM): if you brought a bottle and came over, i'd try to put it in your ass
    (3:05:49 AM): i have my malibu bottle.
    ian ack 4 life (3:05:40 AM): if thats what you want lol
    ian ack 4 life (3:05:54 AM): i havent showered
    (3:06:18 AM): are you smooth
    (3:06:39 AM): i kind of want to play with you

    ian ack 4 life (3:10:20 AM): i'm really tired and dont want to work for it
    (3:10:36 AM): ugh.
    ian ack 4 life (3:10:30 AM): are you going to be naked when i get there if i go over?
    (3:10:45 AM): i thought you said you'd come quick
    (3:10:46 AM): of course
    ian ack 4 life (3:10:42 AM): is your malibu bottle going to be chilled for u
    (3:11:03 AM): yesss
    ian ack 4 life (3:10:53 AM): and you've told me before that you'd be naked but never are
    (3:11:17 AM): i'm only wearing a thong righ trnow

    ian ack 4 life (3:11:46 AM): is this going to fuck anything up for you?
    (3:12:12 AM): not at all.
    ian ack 4 life (3:12:52 AM): i'm dead serious, if i go over there, you better literally be naked and bent over
    (3:13:08 AM): DEAL.
    ian ack 4 life (3:13:06 AM): fine
    (3:13:21 AM): tell me when you leave and i'l put the bottle in teh door
     
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  19. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    how much do those suckers cost?

    I don't think I've ever seen them.

    Girls have encouraged me to buy them, I guess its like a bragging right for them, but I'm very reluctant. I just don't trust them. I remember when we were younger, filling them with water and them blowing up the most easily.

    The numbing felt weird the entire time we had sex.

    It was probably a good straight hour of regular intercourse and she was dying trying to get me to finish. Asking me what I wanted her to do and blah blah blah. So I said, alright lets flip you back over on your stomach (its far easier for me to take control and finish then have a girl try to get me off) and I pulled out and was like shit, this isn't going to happen.

    Went to the shower and she wound up blowing me again. So my dick wasn't broken this time because that makes 2 BJ's and an hour of sex, yet I still couldn't finish from the sex.
     
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    you are so full of shit. Must be something in the New Jersey water.
     
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