I have just found the worst smell in the world

[Dustin_m]

Fuck. So my "office" is actually located at one of our job sites where a big house is going up, in one of the portable office things. So, the bathroom is a damn port a potty. So apparently the company that services it, f'ed up their accounting and thought we owed them $$ so they didnt come service it this week. It got sorted out, and the truck came yesterday. I couldn't see outside, but i started to smell a really really foul smell, almost like a bunch of rotten ass food in a hot dumpster or something. Didn't smell like shit though, so i didn't think much of it. Next breath, it was overwhelming, and I almost gagged. I got up and looked out the window, and the truck was there doing whatever they do to replace the blue stuff in there. At this point I was breathing through my shirt and sweatshirt, and still couldn't get rid of it. After about what seemed like 20 minutes, probably more like 5, they left. I couldn't get the smell to go away for almost 30-45 minutes,a dn was about to just leave for the day.

So that was yesterday, and I hoped to never ever smell something that bad again. What happens right now? The fucking truck is back.

Seriously, this is THE worst thing I have ever smelled. I dont know wtf is in that truck, but its about 10 times worse than one of those port a potties after a week in the sun.

 

[reckedracing]

its probably the contents of 100 of those porta potties
lol

you should make a sign and post it in the porta-potty

PLEASE DO NOT THROW CIGARETTE BUTTS IN THE BLUE WATER
They're harder to light.

 

[Dustin_m]

There's already a bunch of drawings in there. These nasty ass workers draw crude (as in they look like a caveman drew them) pictures of girls sitting on dicks, lol. theres a bunch of them all over the inside, most with random quotation bubbles with Spanish phrases in them.

I guess most of em dont have computers at home to look at porn, so they gotta draw it. haha

 

[Dustin_m]

Ever watch Dirty Jobs? That was on the first season.

never saw that episode

 

[Capt. Orygun]

worst thing I have ever emlt is B 1/2 sealent

I used to have to wear my gas mask when I was hungover or else I'd throw up

 

[Briansol]

I live with E. I have 0 ppity for you

 

[hosmer]

used gear oil out of a Jeep rear end

 

[Dustin_m]

used gear oil out of a Jeep rear end

I have an XJ, been there done that, that stuff smells like a fresh baked pie compared to this.

 

[Capt. Orygun]

used gear oil smells like dead human too

 

[INJEN78]

gear oil smells like ass,,the air inside tires smells like i dont even know..and a bucket of old fermented water with some trash,shit,crab apples and maggots,,that has sat in the summer for 3mnths....yes it made me puke

 

[Dustin_m]

..and a bucket of old fermented water with some trash,shit,crab apples and maggots,,that has sat in the summer for 3mnths....yes it made me puke

wtf, kid? are you trying to make that jenkem stuff or what? lol

 

[reckedracing]

..and a bucket of old fermented water with some trash,shit,crab apples and maggots,,that has sat in the summer for 3mnths....yes it made me puke

take out the crab apples and throw in a decomposing squirrel and i'm right there with ya

 

[INJEN78]

wtf, kid? are you trying to make that jenkem stuff or what? lol

take out the crab apples and throw in a decomposing squirrel and i'm right there with ya

nah it was at my house when we bought it...sitting right on the back porch,we went to move it and all these flys came out of the garbage in the bucket,,i was yacking for like 2 hrs cuz i couldnt forget the smell

 

[reckedracing]

you should have busted a cap in its ass y0

 

[Celerity]

I've smelled dead, open gaping puckering human a few times too. Not pretty. But I can't say any smell has really grossed me out. I'm more a visual guy. And even at that I've put a face back on someone when a windshield ripped it off, saw a homeless guys skeleton leave the goopy mess that was his flesh after sitting in water for a week, and a man with no jaw have a septic tank explode on him (The single grossest moment of my life)

 

[Sabz5150]

Paper mill and a sewage treatment plant. I work within a mile of both. I pity none of you.

 

[INJEN78]

Paper mill and a sewage treatment plant. I work within a mile of both. I pity none of you.

paper mill doesnt smell bad at all.. i was in sc on monday,and we were right down the street from one,,70 degress outside,all was well

 

[Aleaf.CRX]

paper mill doesnt smell bad at all.. i was in sc on monday,and we were right down the street from one,,70 degress outside,all was well

Yours must be amazing then because they do smell. A lot. You just have to get used to it.

And as sympathy, I don't have any either lol. I lived with my teenage brothers.

 

[TurboMirage]

paper mills... oh man we have one in whitinsville. so gross inside.

 

[jeffie7]

Rotten potatoes FTL!