I used to live down wind from a paper mill and a beef slaughter house. They where big fans of making fertilizers. Piling it up, covering it and letting the Sun works its magic.
I have just found the worst smell in the world
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I used to live down wind from a paper mill and a beef slaughter house. They where big fans of making fertilizers. Piling it up, covering it and letting the Sun works its magic.
Dustin_m
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What the hell did the slaughterhouse lay out under the tarps, the organs or what?
Dustin_m
Member
lol. okay, so other than the obvious cow crap. arent the cows not really at the slaughterhouse that long? Where I grew up there were dairies everywhere, so it smelled pretty bad, and they used to have huge hills of manure all over.
damn thats a long shit
how many courtesy flushes was that?
how many courtesy flushes was that?
do tell
Aleaf.CRX
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this one part cracks me up everytime i read it
its probably wrong to laugh but its just too funny
like the "she's alittle young don't you think"
I share a room with my 17 year old brother and 21 year old best friend. After a night of boozing in the summer, waking up in the smell of 3 sweaty ball sacks is enough to make me puke.
Fermenting water- My old house at school had a garbage can outside that filled with rain water. It started smelling really bad over a period of time. My boy Matt decided to dump it when it turned green. Then we found out why it was green, out popped what we think was a squirrel covered in green goo. I smelled it in my room thats inside and on the other side of the house. And there was no wind that day. Reeked for a week at least.
the one about the exploding septic tank?
Celerity
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My exroommate, who turned girls lesbian whenever he touched them, had a brother that committed suicide at age 12 of auto erotic asphyxiation. about 4 months after that, his dad's mouth cancer advances to a stage that it has to be removed. At that point, he's got no lower jaw, and his face is held up by a strap. He stops leaving the house, and shaving becomes a strange thing. He's got the skin from his jaw, but no jaw.
So I went over to help the family out when their septic backed up. Shitty things happen to people even when they are suffering.
And the 3 of us were working this blockage, and the gasses built up in the shit pipe, and exploded onto this poor old man who looked like Aqualung mated with a sock. And the shit popped up in his face, just a sprinkling, but in his struggle to get away from the shit, his strap came undone, and he looked at me with the only expression someone can have without a lower jaw bone, kinda like "The Scream" only with lucid, reality-crushed eyes. And shit spattered about his fallen face. and his tongue hanging out.
The look was priceless. But it was pretty gross. He committed his own suicide later that winter.
So I went over to help the family out when their septic backed up. Shitty things happen to people even when they are suffering.
And the 3 of us were working this blockage, and the gasses built up in the shit pipe, and exploded onto this poor old man who looked like Aqualung mated with a sock. And the shit popped up in his face, just a sprinkling, but in his struggle to get away from the shit, his strap came undone, and he looked at me with the only expression someone can have without a lower jaw bone, kinda like "The Scream" only with lucid, reality-crushed eyes. And shit spattered about his fallen face. and his tongue hanging out.
The look was priceless. But it was pretty gross. He committed his own suicide later that winter.
Dustin_m
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Fuck. depressing...
Aleaf.CRX
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No pun intended I'm assuming?
That's sad, fucking creepy, and disgusting all at once.
