Im gonna be a dad.
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StealthMode
Kung Foolin'
And if it makes you feel any better, it was all in the name of good dirty fun.
We're just messing with ya dude.
short lived, she comin over now to fuck. and im a sophmore now....and i loved the eiffel towel emoticon. greatest disrespect of a woman. and for some reason i love that.
HINT HINT!!!!!!
If a mixed baby comes out you know who to look for =)
On the boob juice note, I've heard straight from mothers that it taste like total shit.
for the record, when I knock up B Im going to try some of his boob juice, just so I can know how bad it really does taste.
On another note, store brand VS name brand. that all depends. Safeway makes some really good storebrand items. I would buy the smallest pack of poocatchers from them and compair them with the namebrand ones, just feel the liner, and pour some blue or pink fluid into them (like on TV) and see how much they suck up.
I believe most people have issues with the cheap ones causing rashes and such where the poocatcher meets the legs. its made of a cheaper pastic and after rubbing the skin for awhile it can cause problems.
I can't wait to have a child, that is the #1 thing Im looking forward to in my lifetime as of right now even knowing that its a 24/7 thing that takes 120% of your time. after having a baby my guess is that baby turning 18 is the next greatest thing to look forward to in life.
As stated before when it comes to tax time its one of the best damn writeoffs you can get even more so if you can list the mother as a dependent. you might need to be married to do that but Im not sure.
Find a way to fake losing $3500 in the stock market, buy a house, and have a baby.
That would make for one kick ass tax write off.
About birthcontrol.
most are 99% effective when takin right. Most every girl I know DOES NOT I repeat DOES NOT do it right unless its the shot.
main thing women use is the pill. welp you need to take that pill at the SAME TIME every single day. if you're off an hour or two you REDUCE the chance of it working. some girls forget 1 day so they take 2 the next or they're just off 5-6 hours. doing things like that can reduce the chance of it working up 50%+
on top of that if shes on any meds that can also cancel the whole thing.
Condom + pill = baby is still very rare. but shit happens. or maybe 92civicb18b1 saw a picture of your girl and thought about her.
Well bitches guess what??? Im having a son. We also got to tape the ultra sound they can do some weird shit that damn ultra sound equitment. we got to see all of his bones, his brain. He is one active little guy too. Im gonna try and get the pictures scanned and post them up. Welp just thought Id share the news.
(On a side note who was it that was getting all pissed off about welp not being a word?)
(On a side note who was it that was getting all pissed off about welp not being a word?)
Black Widow g2
*princess*
that's funny... my first son is Kyle Matthew James (Matthew being his father, James being MY father)
my second is Tsi David Norman... David being his father (yes, they both have different dads) and Norman being David's father...
wicked. congrats!
my second is Tsi David Norman... David being his father (yes, they both have different dads) and Norman being David's father...
wicked. congrats!
Black Widow g2
*princess*
i didn't WANT to name him kyle. I wanted to name him Caden. but that was considered 'too gay' by his father. what a dork.
Yeah Im pumped. I would have been just as excited if it where a girl but.... Im a guy and damn it I wanted a son. Hey wicked this is alittle off topic but where you ever a member on NWHonda.com/ Im pretty sure that was the URL for the site. A guy named Frozen was the Web Admin I belive.
