for poppy seeds. Had to go take a drug test today for work, went back to the office and the hr lady came in and informed me that I would be suspended, with pay, until the investigation was completed by their "medical compliance officer". My initial thought was "wtf is going on here?". She started inquiring about any prescriptions I may take (none) any surgery I've had in the last few days (nope). No, no, no. I take a motrin (otc version) every now and again if I wake up with a sore back, but that's it. Came home and did some research into 5 panel drug screens, it's basically a test for cocaine, opiates, pcp, benzo's, and weed. And I take none of the above, and it dawns on me that every morning for breakfast, religiously, I eat an everything bagel. Get on the internets, because I've heard this can happen, (honestly thought it was bullshit) and it turns out to be fairly prevalent. It's the only plausible explanation. So now I'm getting paid the next 4 days to stay home and dick around while they do their thing.