Wow, you're really smooth. It's not the comment about breaking my arm - I get that all the time from ignorant people (Like I wouldn't have it set, or I just broke it that morning) But I think the "beating it with your left hand" sets your status as "mega asshole" in concrete.
I was born with a deformity, HME. (Hereditary Multiple Extostosis) wherein my joints are laden with tumors. As someone grows, it can bend the tibia and Fibia (Like in my case) or the Tibula and Fibula (Which I have as well.. Giving me bowed legs)
But thanks for the jerking off comment, that was awesome.