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yep, i've done that a few times.Quoted post[/post]]
the pants im wearing right now dont have a button....and its the second day im wearing them....belts were made for a reason.Quoted post[/post]]
i couldn't find a safety pin, I jamed a paper clip in there and twisted it a few times
good enough for the girls I go with
define butt disease and give an example. i dont care as long as no shit or piss is on the seat. if the water is sketchy, i flush then let her rip.Quoted post[/post]]
if a public bathroom doesnt have ass gaskets in their and i gotta shit, i wil hold it until i get home. who knows what kinda funky butt diseases other people have...
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define butt disease and give an example. i dont care as long as no shit or piss is on the seat. if the water is sketchy, i flush then let her rip.Quoted post[/post]]
if a public bathroom doesnt have ass gaskets in their and i gotta shit, i wil hold it until i get home. who knows what kinda funky butt diseases other people have...
Man, i have had to shit on a mexico toilet, with milliseconds time to spare before i shat myself.Quoted post[/post]]
I don't at a public facility unless I HAVE to...
If i REALLY have to, and there's no assgaskets, wipe the seat WELL with at least 2 clean wads of tp, flush, and park the Buick.
No funky ass diseases yet.
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Man, i have had to shit on a mexico toilet, with milliseconds time to spare before i shat myself.Quoted post[/post]]
I don't at a public facility unless I HAVE to...
If i REALLY have to, and there's no assgaskets, wipe the seat WELL with at least 2 clean wads of tp, flush, and park the Buick.
No funky ass diseases yet.
I didn't figure out i was lactose intolerant until i was like 12 or 13.. by that time i had already shat everywhere...
My ex GF's mom was the same way, so when we went on roadtrips, one of us would always have to stop to crap.
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ughh,i'd rather hold it.
what the fuck is mudbutt?Mudbutt at work sucks...
bahahahahahayeah, but sometimes your gotta bounce that last one out
also, throw a couple sheets in the bowl before you sit down-- it helps with the splash-back effect. because there is NOTHING worse then getting public toilet water splashed up against your bunghole :=
I suffer from splashback... but this thread already has too much info about me.Quoted post[/post]]
also, throw a couple sheets in the bowl before you sit down-- it helps with the splash-back effect. because there is NOTHING worse then getting public toilet water splashed up against your bunghole :=
i always use the splash protector method...
This thread has quite a bit of information about everyone.Quoted post[/post]]
I suffer from splashback... but this thread already has too much info about me.Quoted post[/post]]
also, throw a couple sheets in the bowl before you sit down-- it helps with the splash-back effect. because there is NOTHING worse then getting public toilet water splashed up against your bunghole :=
i always use the splash protector method...