Truckers push babies out.
Interesting story: I travel a lot, and I frequent america's truck stops prolly more than most 4 wheelers out there. And as a travelling man, I get to grace the bathrooms of some trucker hells after a troop of baboons bake brownies all day.
True Story: T/A, Connecticut. Ruby Road. I walk in to use the can, and the middle stall has the lid up, seat down. Poking out like Shamu taking a fish is this 6 pound brown baby. Like someone tossed a log into the trunk of an EK9. Allow me to rephrase without the colloquialism: Someone took a shit so big and so firm that it was up above the rim of the toilet.
While my package has never "Dunked in the kiddie pool" I feel dirtier just for being in the room with this thing. It was about the size of a Philly cheesesteak.
Ok, bedtime story is over. Lights out.