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"No one is more important than me"

Discussion in 'Computers, Games, Electronics etc' started by Celerity, Apr 18, 2007.

  1. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    So I took a call today..

    Me: "What programs do you commonly use?"
    Them: "All of them"
    Me: "Specifically...."
    Them: "I do a lot here"
    Me: "We have over 3 thousand applications.. You need to be specific"
    Them: "Oh.. well I don't know.. I use Word"...."and explorer"
    Me: "do you use anything else ?"
    Them; "No, not really"
     
  2. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    gotta love tech support calls.
     
  3. eg6sir

    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    all of them huh.. and 2 listed.. ahahah
     
  4. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    I couldn't imagine your job, no wonder you have such a low opinion of the populous
     
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    nootrac22 Well-Known Member VIP

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    probly forgot to list solitare and minesweeper
     
  6. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Well, for stepping on the wrong toes in upper management last year, my promotion went to a guy that is right now, as he does everyday at 3, playing WOW for the rest of the day on the big screen.

    He does it everyday, blatantly in front of everyone. Lemme see if I can find a pic..
     
  7. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    no, can't find a picture. Hes got long hair, wears death metal shirts and jeans.
     
  8. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    Steve is right. I deal with alot of that same shit everyday.

    not much longer though. my minion starts monday.

    introduce : Chris... the manager!
     
  9. formby

    formby learning in progress

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    my day=

    me: contract number?
    them: what?
    me: the contract that u signed... remember?
    them: yeah
    me: can i have the number on the top right?
    them: what number?
    me: your telephone number please
    them: my what number?
    me: the telephone number at your house that you gave us when u signed up for the service.
    them: i dont like your tone, manager please!
    me: i am the manager
     
  10. VTEC_CBR

    VTEC_CBR Senior Member

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    Hey, I think I talked to you :mad: ^_^
     
  11. Drake

    Drake Well-Known Member VIP

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    I hear that I talk to "professionals" all day every day. These are the guys that lay concrete for your homes, schools and places of business. And they don't know there ass from there elbow some times :( Good times
     
  12. formby

    formby learning in progress

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    :D
     
  13. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    Nothing is better than being in person when you finish hooking up someones phone and they complain it's not ringing.

    Me: "um... probably because no one is calling your number at this very second... sir."


    Do that with a straight face, and then talk to me... lol
     
  14. MikeBergy

    MikeBergy Blah blah blah....

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    I LOVE answering dumb questions. It's like having a license to kill, only with words. You don't even have to sound mean to make someone feel extremely stupid and uncomfortable.
     
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