post a random 1-liner

[BodyDroppedNikes]

to the extreme i rock a mic like a vandal, light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

 

[posol]

Originally posted by Blanco+Feb 18 2005, 05:24 PM-->

pissedoffsol

@Feb 18 2005, 05:10 PM
"right about now you ain't leading but two things: jack and shit. And Jack left town."


"first you wanna kill me. Now you wanna kiss me. *spits* Blow."


"shut that cunts mouth before i fuck-start her head"

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I recognize all of those but I can't place them, where are they from?

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1&2 are from army of darkness

3 is from way of the gun

 

[posol]

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. -mitch hedberg

Stewie: Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

 

[Jeef]

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Feb 18 2005, 11:54 AM
[last night at the pool hall]

-"You ever play 3-ball before?"

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LMAO

 

[civicious]

Originally posted by pissedoffsol+Feb 18 2005, 10:12 PM-->

Originally posted by Blanco@Feb 18 2005, 05:24 PM
pissedoffsol

@Feb 18 2005, 05:10 PM
"right about now you ain't leading but two things: jack and shit. And Jack left town."


"first you wanna kill me. Now you wanna kiss me. *spits* Blow."


"shut that cunts mouth before i fuck-start her head"

[post=462797]Quoted post[/post]​

I recognize all of those but I can't place them, where are they from?

[post=462811]Quoted post[/post]​

1&2 are from army of darkness

3 is from way of the gun

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I was waiting for someone to post the shit from way of the gun....

Hey dickless get off the fucking car! Hey fuck suck...get your slippery fucking ass of the car!! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass... You're gonna wish you never got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up, and then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna cut off your cock and mail it to your mother! You fucking faggot bitch! You gaylord fucking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? Fontanella fucking baby head...You like to fuck baby head? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that he's not even gay but he'll do it just...

Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.

 

[Speedracer228]

"I want to have your abortion"


" You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger"

 

[Capt. Orygun]

If Texas was an Ice Cream flavor it would be pecan and ballsack....

 

[Prowler]

"Don't be the wave that crashes, from a sea of discontent"
- Seven Mary Three

^Favorite Band

 

[russianred]

Vin Diesel can predict the shuffle on his iPod

 

[E_SolSi]

FEBRUARY MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FEBRUARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this fucking thread was 6 FUCKING MONTHS OLD!!!!

and as your first fucking post you brought it back up to post THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

YOU SUCK AT LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Battle Pope]

hahahaha IBL!

 

[xj0hnx]

Originally posted by Battle Pope@Jul 27 2005, 01:47 AM
hahahaha IBL!

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I guess that counts.

+1

 

[YouKnowWhoIBee]

bwahahahahahaha... ibl +67

 

[civicious]

Who woulda thought I'd get to use this twice in one day...

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

fightin the system like a true modern day robin hood!

 

[dveit]

I like my coffee like I like my women; ground up and in the freezer.

 

[trappd-in-859]

Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks.

 

[totalburnout]

Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

 

[totalburnout]

Originally posted by racintweek@Feb 12 2005, 02:25 PM
are you my daddy?

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"Now kids, what do you say when you meet a nice man?"
*Kids talk in unison* "Are you my daddy?"


Don't be a menace to south central will drinking your juice in the hood

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

Originally posted by dveit@Jul 26 2005, 09:45 PM
I like my coffee like I like my women; ground up and in the freezer.

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oh yeah? i like my trucks like i like my women, clean and fully shaven.