Q. What do women and ketchup bottles have in common?
A. They both work better after you hit them a few times.
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3 Pregnant chicks, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, are sitting on a park bench and, as pregnant chicks do, they're talking about their future children. As they get to talking about the sex of a their kids, the readhead says "we're going to have a girl because I was on top when we conceived."
Then the brunette says "Well, we're going to have a boy because I was on the bottem when we conceived"
Suddenly the blonde just starts crying and crying. The other 2 can't console her, so they ask her "what's wrong?"
The blonde replies " *sniff* *sniff* we're gonna have puppies!!!"
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Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak
A. They both work better after you hit them a few times.
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3 Pregnant chicks, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, are sitting on a park bench and, as pregnant chicks do, they're talking about their future children. As they get to talking about the sex of a their kids, the readhead says "we're going to have a girl because I was on top when we conceived."
Then the brunette says "Well, we're going to have a boy because I was on the bottem when we conceived"
Suddenly the blonde just starts crying and crying. The other 2 can't console her, so they ask her "what's wrong?"
The blonde replies " *sniff* *sniff* we're gonna have puppies!!!"
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Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak