RIP Billy mays!!!

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FVCK. guess ill be sayin sham wow every time...
 
Thats just Vince's allibi. The suitcase that Slap Chopped :)ph34r:) Mays was full of ShamWows. Thats why Billy seemed to be ok, the shammys absorbed all the blood and tears through the case. He was dead before he got home. Only the Chuck Norris Perspiration beard conditioner kept him going. Everybody knows Chuck Norris Perspiration is only half susceptible to the ShamWow's magic.
 
^^ :lmao:

RIP Billy... they say deaths happen in 3's. So MJ, Farrah, and Eddie... now Billy... expect two more :ph34r:

I think Patrick Swaze will be biting the dust soon
 
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:D:D
 
LMAO!!! :lmao:

"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, WITH MIGHTY PUTTY!!!!"
 
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