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90_EF_Hatch
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92civicb18b1
The Trisexual
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Bryan checked his rearview mirror; when a 5-0 was on his ass but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnu.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheats pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came alongand challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept. only because he was not a jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker. which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs,beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having is fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin so he started spanking his own ass to the beatof his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME pain olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "wtf" said bill gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end.
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age
Bryan checked his rearview mirror; when a 5-0 was on his ass but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnu.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin him munch on the customers. which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters.The quarters were covered with something she ate which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheats pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came alongand challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept. only because he was not a jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker. which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs,beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having is fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin so he started spanking his own ass to the beatof his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME pain olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "wtf" said bill gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end.
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age
Bryan checked his rearview mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnut.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME pain olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME pain olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the
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dacheat
..is grounded.
Bryan checked his rearview mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnut.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME pain olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME pain olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.
Bryan checked his rearview mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnut.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME pain olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive tothe fun balloon animals he made. The balloon animals were overtly
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME pain olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive tothe fun balloon animals he made. The balloon animals were overtly
90_EF_Hatch
Señor Member
Bryan checked his rearview mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnut.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME pain olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive tothe fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive ...
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME pain olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive tothe fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive ...
Bryan checked his rearview mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnut.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME pain olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive tothe fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive ballon phallus, rising three stories
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME pain olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive tothe fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive ballon phallus, rising three stories
EkSivik_99
Yea Ho FO SHo
Bryan checked his rearview mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnut.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME pain olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive tothe fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massiveballon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME pain olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive tothe fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massiveballon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by
Bryan checked his rearview mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnut.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME pain olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive tothe fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive ballon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME pain olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive tothe fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive ballon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known
90_EF_Hatch
Señor Member
Bryan checked his rearview mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnut.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME pain olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive tothe fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive ballon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME pain olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive tothe fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive ballon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.
Bryan checked his rearview mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnut.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME pain olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.
Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME pain olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.
Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began
daveholiday
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selling crack to kindergardeners, when
a jehovah's witness stopped by
90_EF_Hatch
Señor Member
Bryan checked his rearview mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnut.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME pain olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.
Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kindergardeners, when a jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent ...
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME pain olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.
Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kindergardeners, when a jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent ...
90_EF_Hatch
Señor Member
too late 
(Deleted my other post)
Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.
Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be
Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.
Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be
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Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.
Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up catholic propaganda sperm
So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.
Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up catholic propaganda sperm
Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.
Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up catholic propaganda sperm. Afterwards, he began to feel
So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.
Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up catholic propaganda sperm. Afterwards, he began to feel
