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Slim Fast Causes Cancer... nah nm it's just 'moderate' food poisioning

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  1. cjvictoria

    cjvictoria New Member

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    sorry if this is a repost, but i was just reading some news and was stuck on the first sentence of this article...

    the part that i bolded is what is so oddly inaccurate that i had to say something.


    I just know that if i got food poisoning in any form i would not describe it as "moderate."


    food poisoning FTG
     
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    Giving you an upset stomach is moderate compared to rotting out your insides. If you think that's severe, then every White Castle should be shut down. Immediately.
     
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    it's causing diahreah. you lose weight if you shit your brains out. i don't see what the problem is.
     
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    lol. Yea. They should just repackage it as New and Improved Formula! then jack up the price.
     
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    I thought that was how it works? Like their secret ingredient.
     
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    cjvictoria New Member

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    well if i have food poisoning i don't think i would say 'oh yeah man it's not bad at all'
    i figure that anything that wil disrupt your daily life could be called severe... but i see you guys' point, that the sickness itself is not severe. but then coupled with having to go to work with it.... well... have you ever had to work with diarrhea??? i would imagine that would suck ass.

    that's where i was going with it, but oh well.
     
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    I drank Slim Fast before as a meal-supplement; it still gave me diarrhea. This was about a year or two ago. Even before that(about 4-5 years back), when my sister used to drink them, I tried one and it gave me diarrhea.
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    I forgot the pill out there, but there is one that makes it so you digest fat differently. It also causes anal leakage. Yes. People still take it.



    I used to drink slim fast before they came out with things like muscle milk and the such for body building purposes.
     
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    It's called Alli. The box says specifically to wear dark colored undergarments as they are likely to be stained by the anal leakage...wtf
     
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    Isn't taco bell and Arbys leading the way in fast food weight loss?
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    fucking gross.



    edit: Now I remember. Kevin Smith had a great bit on this when he was "trying to lose weight".
     
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    You must never have been to White Castle. Nothing compares.
     
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    Nope, none around here.
     
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    White Castle is by far the most pathetic disgusting excuse for food that has ever existed. Seriously, when Miramax was going to make Harold and Kumar, they put a bid out to all fast food restaurants. White Castle won and now the place is a stoner destination. You have to be high to eat that shit because if you actually taste it for what it is you would immediately reach down your throat and disembowel yourself just to get it out of your body. White castle is like fucking a fat girl. You have to be under the influence.
     
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    I agree.

    Having said that, it does do the trick in a pinch. A couple times a year, if I drive past one, I'll stop and hit it up.
     
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    In college my roommate and I split a Crave Case after a night of drinking. We both puked soon after completion. I'll never eat that shit again.
     
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    Funny targeted ad.

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    Also, wtf didn't my ad filter catch that SOB? B, you're getting clever....
     
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    Sorry I wasn't here yesterday to make the pun in a more timely manner.
     
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