st patty's day joke, a little late :)

[posol]

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just
> been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is
> broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.
> "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner
> and me had a fight," says Paddy.
>
> "That little squirt, O'Conner," says Sean, "he couldn't do that
> to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did,"
> says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he
> gave me with it." "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended
> yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?"
>
> "That I did," said Paddy... "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of
> beauty it was, but useless in a fight."


ok, so it wasn't a st paddy's day joke- but it was def irish

 

[La_Pieuvre]

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Mar 31 2004, 07:49 AM
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just
> been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is
> broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.
> "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner
> and me had a fight," says Paddy.
>
> "That little squirt, O'Conner," says Sean, "he couldn't do that
> to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did,"
> says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he
> gave me with it." "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended
> yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?"
>
> "That I did," said Paddy... "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of
> beauty it was, but useless in a fight."


ok, so it wasn't a st paddy's day joke- but it was def irish

He he he... cute joke.

 

[JDMilan]

first Irish joke that I have read in a while.........not bad..


what about april fools YoOo....

 

[Seany-izzle]

hahahah

 

[BIGMAN]

hahaha

An american tourist was boasting to an irishman on how advanced we are. "Gee! weve even put a man on the moon" "thats nothing", replied the irish man, " were going to put a man on the sun." "Dont be stupid said the american," "he ll fry before he even gets there." " Oh no, he wont.... Were sending him at night."

 

[Tonyd0821]

where did the irish family go on their summer vacation?

a differnet bar

 

[Hatchbacks Anonymous]

Good one, I'll have to remember it.

 

[Slammed90Lude]

for april fools brian is going to "sell" the site to mazda

 

[JDMilan]

HT