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st patty's day joke, a little late :)

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just
    > been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is
    > broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.
    > "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner
    > and me had a fight," says Paddy.
    >
    > "That little squirt, O'Conner," says Sean, "he couldn't do that
    > to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did,"
    > says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he
    > gave me with it." "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended
    > yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?"
    >
    > "That I did," said Paddy... "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of
    > beauty it was, but useless in a fight."


    ok, so it wasn't a st paddy's day joke- but it was def irish :)
     
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    La_Pieuvre Senior Member

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    He he he... cute joke. :lol:
     
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    first Irish joke that I have read in a while.........not bad..


    what about april fools YoOo....
     
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    :D :D :D hahaha

    An american tourist was boasting to an irishman on how advanced we are. "Gee! weve even put a man on the moon" "thats nothing", replied the irish man, " were going to put a man on the sun." "Dont be stupid said the american," "he ll fry before he even gets there." " Oh no, he wont.... Were sending him at night."
     
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    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    where did the irish family go on their summer vacation?

    a differnet bar
     
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    :lmao: Good one, I'll have to remember it.
     
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    for april fools brian is going to "sell" the site to mazda :ph34r:
     
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