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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Capt. Orygun, May 10, 2006.

  1. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    went to match.com, paid $70 for six months on a profile. Now I get emails from girls in Eastern Europe all day claiming they're from my area. Example:

    Hi!
    How are you? My name is Tatyana.
    I like your profile.. Write me if I interesting you filenta at yahoo.
    Hope to see your letter soon.

    [​IMG]

    I've done a couple searches, found some nice girls. I send them winks or simple messages like "hey what's up, saw your profile and thought I would drop you a line. etc" no replies
     
  2. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    dude, i could have told you not to do that. you would get better results with myspace, and it's free.

    i told you to come up here to tacoma and go out with me.

    being single does not suck. it's a good thing. both you and i are in a transition period. it sucks for a while but it gets better.
     
  3. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    maybe they read your coloumn :ph34r:

    j/p


    yeah, match sucks. i was on there like 2 years ago for a month. met one chick, sent me pics... looked ok, seemed cool...
    picked her up and shes a deuce and a half, and a total fucking nerd. and now, I'M a nerd, and i couldn't put up with her. i brought her to a movie so i wouldn't have to talk to her. lol brought her home and never spoke to her again
     
  4. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    werd, check into myspace
    or just go out and about

    you could do a couple things to help you succeed
    first off, you want to start your approaches with girls that are kinda not so hot, gets you used to starting conversations and gives you a boost cause they more than likely will not ignore you

    second, you gotta start conversations without wanting anything...
    you can't just go up and ask for a date, you gotta just try to meet new people etc
    the chances of you finding a single girl and getting a date are slim
    the chances of you making a new friend is pretty high
    and the chances that this chick will know someone who is single is absolutely through the roof...
    make friends... it'll work, trust me

    and pay attention
    girls are way too shy and embarassed by this shit
    you need to watch for any signal, it might just be a glance, but thats all you'll get cause they don't want to be caught etc... so watch for it and then try and strike up conversation...

    also look into local forums...
    like ctforums.com for example...
    i would imagine when that gets going there will be all sorts of people will all sorts of interests and the only thing bringing them together is location... which is exactly what you need
    a buffet of new people to meet and talk to that are local to you...

    do you have a pic on that personals site?
    if not then you need one...
    lol

    oh, and ghost write your articles :p

    i have to mention that i don't follow my own advice, i'm kinda shy and all that bullshit
    but one thing that seems to work well, me and my friend are both involved but we still like the hunt
    so we'll go out and see who can get more numbers or whatever
    the worst they can say is no, and you always gotta one up your friend, so the chances of you talking to a hot cool chick are gonna go up
     
  5. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    I dunno man, the whole "your lonely, I'm lonely we should hang out" thing sounds a little gay haha.

    I will be up there now and agian cause my bother is moving up there though so I'll get ahold of you
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    if he's a smooth talker go and learn, consider it educational
     
  7. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    You gotta lose this phrasing. I used to consider it "I'm lonely" until I realised just how miserable that sounds. "I'm single and you're single" not only sounds more positive, it is.

    And don't fuck with Match, The Onion or even Myspace. USE ONLY (Edit) Lavalife or EHarmony. You've wasted your cash on Match. Been there, done that.
     
  8. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    OWNED.

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  9. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    So yeah, I've been single as well for a week. Then my ex started wanting to have sex again. And yeah we're not back together, but now I just make a phone call, and booty time.

    Also this might sound stupid, but I'd go to church if I were you. Church is where its at.
     
  10. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    church?

    lol

    so wrong in so many ways
     
  11. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    how about this, "i'm single, you're single. if you get bored come up to the track here and i'll work you over a couple times. is that a little less homo? :p

    yes, i am a very smooth talker. after you are left at the track i would go out and bring a bunch of hot bitches back to my place. i would share with you, but that might be a little too gay for your liking. :p
     
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    its worse when your girl is facing "the hardest decision of her life". lol WEll its not really that funny... she says she has liked this one kid (friend) for a month, and ive JUST found out about it... now shes all emotional and stressed because she cant choose between a loving long meaningful relationship and just some short term fling, yet she knows that if she does choose him, im not waiting around... im gone.

    :cry2:
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    so we finally get to see those pics?
     
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    you're on a slippery slope my friend... its all down hill from here
    i used to have the same situation
    i could catch a bj while playing PS2, it was awesome
    and then she got a key so she could come over when i was working late, and i have no idea what happened after that

    fucking leaches

    ah hahahahaha
    thats the only place you'll find a virgin these days [​IMG]
     
  16. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    If my girl told me that my words would be,

    "If is's that hard to choose, then I'll make your decision for you. Get the fuck out."

    You may really enjoy a relationship, but instead of just letting yourself fall completely for a girl and then placing your emotional health in her hands, you can make a very difficult decision and cut it off before you have invested more than you wanted to loose. You must objectively evaluate your relationships and dispassionately decide what is best for you, or you will get used and burned.

    I don't think all women are whores and can't be trusted, but there are just some things that push or even break my limits.

    P.S.-I ussually would prefer the single life. It was easier and landing a chick when I needed some ass wasn't hard at all. But I love the gf and the situation I have now.
     
  17. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    Just forget about girls, get yourself busy with work and some hobbies. next thing you know you'll run into some chicks.
     
  18. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    This man speaks the truth. I was partaking in my favorite hobby, drinking, and met my gf.
     
  19. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    Besides the last thing a girl wants to see in a guy is that desperate I want a girl look.

    Just leave it be.

    Just remember, the internet is really really great..... for porn.
     
  20. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    Even more truth. The I want a girl look never works. To use my situation as an example again. Not only was I drinking when I met my current gf, I was working on 7 or 8 different girls in the same time frame. I was just trying to have a blast in college and a great relationship fell into my lap.
     
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