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Tiger woods joke

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  1. Briansol

    Briansol Admins Admin VIP

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    Tiger is half black, half asian. The black side got the Cadillac, the asian side got in the accident....


    lol
     
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    92stoccord Big Member VIP

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    How did the famous golf player get two women? He's got "Tiger Woodies"
     
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    corvetteguy78 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Is there a way to de-rep someone? I.e. To strip someone of their rep?
     
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    DESPAIN yep....mmhhm.......yep...

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    he is not tiger he's da cheeta.......lol-
     
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    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    lmao what was the story with that whole accident?
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    yeah you click on the rep icon and click disapprove
     
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    wow injen welcome to thing only the that has been on the web/tv/radio for the last week.
     
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  8. D16Civic

    D16Civic Matt

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    wow. seriously?
     
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    what do tiger woods and seals have in common?

















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    they both get clubbed by sweeds. :ph34r:
     
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    He's also lion.
     
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    wow...
    went backwards with your sentence for 3 words
     
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    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    Simon: Are you Alliance?
    Jubal Early: Am I a lion?
    Simon: What?
    Jubal Early: I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well though, I have a mighty roar.
    Simon: I said "Alliance."
    Jubal Early: Oh, I thought...
    Simon: No, I was...
    Jubal Early: That's weird.


    /threadjack
     
  14. INJEN78

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    k so anyone have an answer?
     
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    What's the difference between a Cadillac and a golf ball?




    Tiger woods can drive a golf ball over 300 yards
     
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    Why did Tiger hit a fire hydrant AND a tree?





    He couldn't decide between an iron or a wood.
     
  17. double0Si

    double0Si ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) VIP

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    Some repeats, but Im just copying and pasting from Gixxer.com

    One[FONT=&quot]:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]Two[/FONT][FONT=&quot]:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]Three[/FONT][FONT=&quot]:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]Four:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]Five[/FONT][FONT=&quot]:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]Six[/FONT][FONT=&quot]:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]Seven[/FONT][FONT=&quot]:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]Eight[/FONT][FONT=&quot]:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]Nine[/FONT][FONT=&quot]:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]Ten[/FONT][FONT=&quot]:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife[/FONT]
     
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    go to a website other than hondaswap or youporn.com and you'll get your answer.

    oh wait, it's on here too. look at claytons "awesome cg" thread.
     
  19. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    I don't know the details either. I also don't care. But I'll laugh at the jokes.
     
  20. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    It's just interesting to me. A man shot and killed 4 police officers. They covered that for 3 days then dropped it the minute tigers voice mail came out and shit.
     
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