Some repeats, but Im just copying and pasting from Gixxer.com
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Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. [/FONT]
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What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. [/FONT]
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Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.[/FONT]
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What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing[/FONT]
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Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.[/FONT]
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Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?[/FONT]
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This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards[/FONT]
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Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.[/FONT]
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After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree[/FONT]
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Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife[/FONT]