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Today sucked - Long read

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  1. Kanned

    Kanned Beast

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    5:40am - Wakeup to alarm clock.
    5:42am - Commence puking.
    6:15am - Finish puking(Best ab workout EVER btw)
    6:20am - 7:00am - Cold shower/Dry heaving.
    7:05am - 7:45am - Lay down and continue to try and call my boss every five minutes.
    7:46am - Get a call from my boss... "Where are you? Why didn't you call and let me know that you were going to be late?" "Your phone was off until just now, wasn't it?" "Oh... yeah, it was. Sorry" "Well, I just prayed to the porcelain for like 30 minutes. I'm going to continue laying down and come in around 12 or so." "Alright."
    11:45am - Wakeup, get dressed, try to eat something and walk outside only to notice one of my cows broke out of the pasture and was just chillin' in my front yard.
    12:30pm - Finally get my fucking cow back in the pasture after being charged numerous times and nail the barbwire back up.

    So here I am working, already hating the day and running a fever when I cut my fucking eyeball. Yeah, I grabbed some plastic, rope-like packaging material out of a box and the other end of it(The paper-thin plastic around the edges is what got me.) caught my eye before I could close my eyelid. I sit in pain for about 30 minutes and then inform the right people in case I need medical attention. The pain goes away, but I can't open my eye so I continue to work with one eye closed for 2 hours. Out of nowhere, my eye FREAKS THE FUCK OUT. I call a local optometrist immediately and drive my half blind self over there. Once I get there, I didn't have any proof of my medical insurance and didn't know whether or not Worker's Comp. would cover it so they tell me I have to pay full fucking price right then and there or I can't get treatment. They wouldn't allow me to come in the next day with information. I showed them my fucked up eye and this conversation occurred. "Oh, wow. That looks absolutely horrible." "Seriously? Does it look like I should see an optometrist or something?" "Do you have your medical insurance information?" "Fuck off, I'm driving my blind ass somewhere else". I storm out and at this point I can't even keep my other eye open, so I get a friend to pick me up and drive me to another place. He checked it out, and the scratch is pretty bad. It goes all the way across my eye basically. Now I have a patch on my eye and have to put these drops in all the time. If I make it into work tomorrow, at least I get to walk around saying "HARRRRRRR!". Also, I'm still running a fever.
    My bad about such a long post.
    /end rant

    Most of you probably won't read this, but I figured I'd give the few that do some entertainment.
     
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  2. Drake

    Drake Well-Known Member VIP

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    That blows man, hopefully you got something good coming your way
     
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    Seany-izzle New Member

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    hopefully you get it back 100% functional. Smoke some weed, that could help it too :p
     
  4. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    That seriously sucks ass. Thank god for L and I. Seriously.

    Remember to drink lots of fluids/gatorade and such with a temp man.
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    don't smoke pot. it's a muscle relaxer and will cause your Cornea to never heal.


    Look forward to a life full of pain. You'll prolly never be able to open your eyes quickly again. My dog scratched my dad's eyeball like 25 years ago and he still has to open his eyes slowly in the morning.

    I blame the Cow. Get a parrot instead, Captain Kanned.
     
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    what the fuck? you have cows?
    lmao

    sucks about your eye, what kind of drops did they give you, antibiotics or steroids?
     
  8. Kanned

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    Something good coming my way? FUCK! You just reminded me that yesterday was scheduled to be my 90 day review/raise! Damn =(

    Pot? I have some really good pot, but I hardly ever do it. It's reserved for when my depression acts up so I can just play video games all night =P.

    I <3 gatorade, I have no problem drinking plenty of that and green tea.

    A parrot, eh? Excellent idea... Hahahaha, that would be fucking hilarious. I should go to a friend's house and let his parrot sit on my shoulder for a picture.

    Hell yes, I have cows =D. The one that got out just gave birth and was extremely pissed off because she was separated from her calf. I was all like "Hey, you got yourself out and can't get back in you stupid bitch, I'm trying to help... OH SHIT RUN!" They gave me antibiotics for my eye. He put some type of steroids in them while I was there I believe.
     
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    LMFAO
    ttiwwov
     
  10. Kanned

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    After a good nights sleep, it feels drastically better. I can leave it open now for over 5 minutes and blink without it hurting... I'm still going to leave the patch on for today, though. You don't fuck with your eyes =P
     
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    This thread is worthless without vagina? Haha, you want a picture of my cows or something? I can manage that.

    This is the view looking out from my back yard. I live with my parents still btw. I can't afford any of this shit yet =P
    [​IMG]


    This is my bull and my hand lol. He didn't charge me, but it's the only pic I got of my cows atm.
    [​IMG]
     
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    video... of the cow charging you
    lol

    what ever happened to the gas station chick?

    remember you have poor depth perception with only one eye so be careful driving and avoid activities like catch, dodgeball, or fucking fat chicks
     
  13. Kanned

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    Oh, video =P I feel dumb. Gas station chick did call me back and we've talked a decent amount and I met up with her for lunch one time. She wanted to hang out one weekend, but I was working on my car making mad progress so I didn't want to stop. She came by and kept me company for 30 minutes or so while I was working and then left. I know I'm a dick, but hey... I want my fucking car done. I just see her as a cool person to talk to atm. Nothing really happening.
    Catch and dodgeball I can live without, but no fucking fat chicks? How the hell am I supposed to get in a good cardiovascular workout this weekend?
    Damn, my boss just called me kinda pissed. I have to go fill out Worker's Comp. shit and what not. I'll hop on at work more than likely =P
     
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    well vaginas cool too

    thats not a dick move, you need to find the ones that'll come and either watch or help you work on your car, those are the winners

    Da
    he's probably pissed cause he has a workers comp claim and his workers comp insurance rates are gonna go up
    maybe he just wants to pay the doctor visit instead of going through all the paperwork?
    its usually good to have it on record in case something serious happens down the line
     
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    lol...thats a tiny thumbnail you attached...lol...i could barely click it to see the pic...hahaha
     
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    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    +1

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    well just so you know, if you plan on having workmans comp pay for it or anything else then youll have to pass a drug test.
     
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    Very good point Recked and Widow =). Drug test? I got that on lock. I haven't smoked for a long time.
    On a side note, my eye has made a FULL recovery. The optometrist said I'm a beast of a man lol. Either way, I'm really glad there are no long term penalties. Off to work on my car again =D. Should start it for the first time today. I'll prob snap a pic or two for sheer amusement... Not the cleanest job and the motor is stock. Be back on later.
     
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    Right on man, glad your peepers are back to full status. Make sure you take lots of photos of el caro
     
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