1) The fragile goods are up top. Why do they always put the chips at the top, so when you select them, they get to take a 4' plunge to their crushed destiny at the bottom of the machine? Why can't they put 'em at the bottom so I, the consumer who just spent a goddamn DOLLAR on a bag 'o chips, can enjoy them in their original unmolested condition? 2) The good goods are one purchase away. They always load up the bottom rungs with the kruellers and bear claws, but have to add these goddamn cream roll shit things in there, between the desirable items. Every goddamn time I get there, it's either suffer with a cream roll shit thing, buy it and throw it out so I can recieve the manna of the gods that is now on deck, or buy some Skittles from the middle ranks. 3) The goods forsake me. Eight out of ten times, I have to dance with the machine to get my treats. I'm torn between calling the machine my pimp, as I have to turn a trick to get a treat, or just being happy that after the machine has it's way with me, it buys me dinner (kinda). That's about it for now. I'm sure I'll think of more.