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Wanna make a girl want you?

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by jeffie7, Aug 27, 2006.

  1. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    Only thing you have to do is get her over your house and cook her this. It works like a charm! and no, Im not kidding.

    Making really good desserts for girls is like putting milk out for ally cats. they'll always come back for more =)

    Creme Brulee with Kahlua
     

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  2. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    yeah, cooking for a girl is a good plan. especially if you cook something good. if the girl is worth a shit and is a good girl, she won't even care if it tastes good. they just like that you show an effort and be cute about it.
     
  3. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    it also keeps your books open, I have girls from years ago that nag me about cooking for them =) And for the record I could poke them if I wanted to just becuase :lol:

    Cooking does wonders yo


    EDIT. from another bored.
    I wonder if shes fat =)
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Sounds like you need to invite her over for dinner and a workout afterwards. :)
     
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    cooking is better than owning a dog and walking him down a street with lots of women traffic. We had a get together at my old apt... me, my roommates, their gf's, 1 other guy and 3 other girls. Lets just say the chicken i made... well it got me a piece of ass.
     
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    Reik0shea: lol, if you were in the dating arena right now, would you date an ugly guy that could REALLY cook?
    Girl: ummm.........like ugly fat and unable to keep up with me, or just not very attractive in the face?
    Reik0shea: #2
    Girl: yeah
    Reik0shea: i knew it....i cant believe it...4 for 4
    Reik0shea: now if only i could cook, i wouldnt have to put the bag over my head.
    Girl: in your dreams, it would take a lot more than fancy cooking for you to land me :)


    thats just sad.....for me
     
  7. Sabz5150

    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    It swings both ways. When we started dating, my g/f invited me over for dinner. Dessert was Bananas Foster.

    For those who don't know: Bananas Foster

    Needless to say, I was quite impressed.
     
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    You dont talk a girl into something, you put it in front of her and let it sell it's self.
    It's like trying to have sex with a girl.
    if you ask she'll say no, but if you start out with her neck and work your way down. chances are....
     
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    lol, the girl in question has been a friend of mine for 7 or 8 years....i didnt expect anything different. Hottie thats been in the friend zone for waaay too long.
     
  10. get_nick

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    this goes back to a quote of mine from a previous thread. there is not point to have a female friend that you 1)doesn't fuck you 2)doesn't buy you shit. the only other reason i can think of is she has hot friends that you constantly hook up with.

    as i see it, if she isn't my gf or a prospect, i don't need female friends. gay guys have a lot of female friends. if she can't fix my car, help me with my work, or give me head and make a sandwich, i don't want anything to do with her. if you want company, get a dog.
     
  11. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    cooking for girls is like a secret weapon. My twice baked potatoes have secured more then one piece of ass...
     
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    yea...cookin for the women...hook line and sinker...lol
     
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    TTIWWOP y0!!!
    ah hahahahahhaha

    my cooking has the opposite effect... boooo
     
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    "Hunter Stew" doesn't drop the panties? lol
     
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    haha yea, maybe 5 minutes after eating it when they're running to the shitter....
     
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    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    BAHAHA

    just remember kids if you want to go IDB chocolate moose is often more important then KY...
     
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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    huh? what the hell does that mean?
     
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    ooh man, brown pecker fo sho
     
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    flies spread disease.... so keep yours closed.
     
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    boy this topic was a hella funny thanks I needed that
     
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