You might be a ricer if...

[EXtremeAccord]

Originally posted by FearDaGreenCivic@Dec 13 2004, 08:04 PM
If you read and comprehend anything this guy above me says you are a ricer :fosho2:

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Thank you.

You might be a ricer if... You think you're stock 97 Civic will beat a Shelby Cobra.

 

[tphan4]

if you idolized fast and furious (the movie)

2 FAST 2 FURIOUS 2 FAST FOR YALLL

 

[adnoh]

You can open up your trunk and throw a rave.

 

[cxjon]

you might be a ricer if the only two tools you have to lower a car is 2x4's and a propane torch

 

[cxjon]

you might be a ricer if the only two tools you have to lower a car is 2x4's and a propane torch

 

[88bluehf]

you might be a ricer if you spend $150 on racing seats that "look" just like sparco's(and shatter upon impact, unlike sparcos, causing serious injuries) Man those pep boys racing seats are the BOMB!!!

 

[YouKnowWhoIBee]

bwahaha jamie and his 3aseats

U might be a ricer with 18 inch rims on the back and your 13 inch stock dx steelies on the front... or you paint you hood black to look like carbonfiber

 

[88bluehf]

Originally posted by FearDaGreenCivic@Dec 13 2004, 10:39 PM
bwahaha jamie and his 3aseats

U might be a ricer with 18 inch rims on the back and your 13 inch stock dx steelies on the front... or you paint you hood black to look like carbonfiber

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lmao there is a kitted up 6g in the complex next to me with 18 racing harts in rear and 13's in front

 

[88bluehf]

you might be a ricer if you tuborcharged for ONLY $69.95!!!!

 

[88bluehf]

you might be a ricer if you are reading this topic in order to confirm that you are not a ricer.

you might be a ricer if the ass end of your car resembles an eight point buck.

you might be a ricer if you singlehandidly made the stock of carbon fiber look parts skyrocket.

you might be a ricer if your interior has been given the krylon touch.

you might be a ricer if all brands of nitrous oxide are eternally dubbed NAAAAWWWS!!!

you might be a ricer if your kit fits worse that janet jacksons wardrobe at the superboal.WOOOOOT

you might be a ricer if your car sounds like a arab saying prayers when you accelerate and decelerate. reeee beee beee beee beee waaa baaa ba waaaa baaa reee baaa ba boo dee boo dee boo

 

[YangpaNemsay]

you might be a ricer if...you drive a fwd honda and think your a drift king

Wouldn't that fall into the category of Ricer Mentality?

 

[cycloneb18c3]

you might be a ricer if:
you "rev your car at other cars because they are hooked up"
you race around anywhere you drive
you think you can buy a "stage 3 exhaust system"--grand turismo
you think if you spray nitrous you might blow the welds on your intake, and have the diamond plate floor pan fall off
you have a huge aluminum or fiberglass whale dick hanging off your trunk
your live your life a quarter mile at a time
blinking tire flys
any kind of neons
you have type R stickers on minivans, pretty much anycar that isnt a honda or acura
you have a window sticker that says honda, acura, or anything of that nature
you have honda or acura racing seat belt pads
you have 4 point harnesses in a car that dosent run faster than 16's
you have a roll cage in an escort(ive seen it)
etc....
you get beat by someone racing you, and you fly past them doing like 100 after they start to slow down...(ricer flyby that they all do)

 

[YangpaNemsay]

You might be a ricer if...


Your car has factory paint with blotches of Flat Black from a botched rattle can attempt.

 

[hcivic.com]

Originally posted by YangpaNemsay+Dec 13 2004, 05:04 PM-->

You might be a ricer if you use Double Sided Tape.

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dont diss it it held my rear glass on for a good 2 nounths

Originally posted by adnoh@Dec 13 2004, 09:20 PM
You can open up your trunk and throw a rave.

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hey i love the loud bass

cycloneb18c3@Dec 13 2004, 10:52 PM
you might be a ricer if:
you "rev your car at other cars because they are hooked up"
you race around anywhere you drive
you think you can buy a "stage 3 exhaust system"--grand turismo
you think if you spray nitrous you might blow the welds on your intake, and have the diamond plate floor pan fall off
you have a huge aluminum or fiberglass whale dick hanging off your trunk
your live your life a quarter mile at a time
blinking tire flys
any kind of neons
you have type R stickers on minivans, pretty much anycar that isnt a honda or acura
you have a window sticker that says honda, acura, or anything of that nature
you have honda or acura racing seat belt pads
you have 4 point harnesses in a car that dosent run faster than 16's
you have a roll cage in an escort(ive seen it)
etc....
you get beat by someone racing you, and you fly past them doing like 100 after they start to slow down...(ricer flyby that they all do)

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does my hondaswap sticker count?

 

[Dustin_m]

Originally posted by 88bluehf@Dec 14 2004, 12:29 AM
you might be a ricer if your car sounds like a arab saying prayers when you accelerate and decelerate. reeee beee beee beee beee waaa baaa ba waaaa baaa reee baaa ba boo dee boo dee boo

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Hey you reminded me, i want that recording. It was from that joke about India's version of the Ferrari or something like that. Anyone know where i can get that?

 

[88bluehf]

Originally posted by cycloneb18c3@Dec 13 2004, 11:52 PM
you might be a ricer if:
you have a roll cage in an escort(ive seen it)
etc....

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i wouldnt hate on the escort, an escort zx2 SR runs the same 1/4 mile time as a 2000 Si. Plus there are numberous mods out there for an escort, comparable aftermarket to the B. There are many guys on the zx2 forum with sub 13 second runs which is very respectable in my book.

 

[posol]

you might be a ricer if....


you painted your own car (cough b16 cough)
you pioneered the mad EDM 1 wiper in 1997 before anyone else did it (cough, wildbill, cough)
you think coilovers are for raising your car up and down
you cut your shifter to make it "short-throw"

 

[Speedracer228]

you might be a ricer if you jb weld on an APC fartcan to your stock exhaust piping

 

[EXtremeAccord]

Originally posted by Speedracer228@Dec 14 2004, 09:13 AM
you might be a ricer if you jb weld on an APC fartcan to your stock exhaust piping

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HEY!

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

Originally posted by 88bluehf+Dec 14 2004, 08:09 AM-->

cycloneb18c3

@Dec 13 2004, 11:52 PM
you might be a ricer if:
you have a roll cage in an escort(ive seen it)
etc....

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i wouldnt hate on the escort, an escort zx2 SR runs the same 1/4 mile time as a 2000 Si. Plus there are numberous mods out there for an escort, comparable aftermarket to the B. There are many guys on the zx2 forum with sub 13 second runs which is very respectable in my book.

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i know of a 91-96 Escort GT thats down in Florida that runs the 1/4 mile around 11 seconds (may be faster now) and has around 500hp.

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