After 14,000 BJ's I'll show you a non-functional item... yeesh.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
good shit...
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After 14,000 BJ's I'll show you a non-functional item... yeesh.
After 14,000 BJ's I'll show you a non-functional item... yeesh.
I disagree. I'll eat her cooch three times a day for free!
Ahah! The New Englander in you comes out. High five for NE practicality!
Who makes 120k? That's like $60/hr. I won't be so lucky, even out of grad school...
Anyway...I bought the ring you see for $3200. Retail is 7-8k. It is a 2.02 ct SI2/H center stone w/ white gold setting and baguettes on the side. You just have to know somebody! Check consignment and private jewelry stores. Don't go to Zales or Jared's or Kay, unless you are into forced sodomy.
I would love that. Was it just spiders or all bugs?on the subject of blowjobs - i've made a deal with previous boyfriends that they get a bj for every spider they kill in my house or presence. one idiot ex shared this with the creepy married neighbor who thought it would be funny to show up one day with a JAR of spiders and a big grin.
that was an awkward moment when he had to explain why he was on my doorstep with spiders in a jar. me: surprised he'd heard about the deal between the bf and me. him: oh hell this is not even remotely funny to her, ps i'm getting no bj.
The general rule is two and a half months salary, not three, but its a moot point.
$60/hr isn't unfathomable.
http://kristystreefkerk.com/blog/spider.jpgon the subject of blowjobs - i've made a deal with previous boyfriends that they get a bj for every spider they kill in my house or presence. one idiot ex shared this with the creepy married neighbor who thought it would be funny to show up one day with a JAR of spiders and a big grin.
that was an awkward moment when he had to explain why he was on my doorstep with spiders in a jar. me: surprised he'd heard about the deal between the bf and me. him: oh hell this is not even remotely funny to her, ps i'm getting no bj.
I'll just regurgitate this comercial I hear on the radio all the time, (Chicago stations).
"All of our jewelry is guarenteed to apriase for double! Buy factory direct and save! The Jewelry Exchange, in Elmhurst"
lol
The general rule is two and a half months salary, not three, but its a moot point.
$60/hr isn't unfathomable.
on the subject of blowjobs - i've made a deal with previous boyfriends that they get a bj for every spider they kill in my house or presence. one idiot ex shared this with the creepy married neighbor who thought it would be funny to show up one day with a JAR of spiders and a big grin.
that was an awkward moment when he had to explain why he was on my doorstep with spiders in a jar. me: surprised he'd heard about the deal between the bf and me. him: oh hell this is not even remotely funny to her, ps i'm getting no bj.
it's quite obtainable, actually.
using an 8 hour work day,
8x60 = 480
x 5 days a week
480x5 = 2400
52 weeks a year
2400 * 52 = 124800
i made roughly 11% less than that last year.
so, 11% of 60 = 54.40 an hour
but going the other way, with 54.40 an hour, i wind up at 113. so my math is wrong. lol
on the subject of blowjobs - i've made a deal with previous boyfriends that they get a bj for every spider they kill in my house or presence. one idiot ex shared this with the creepy married neighbor who thought it would be funny to show up one day with a JAR of spiders and a big grin.
that was an awkward moment when he had to explain why he was on my doorstep with spiders in a jar. me: surprised he'd heard about the deal between the bf and me. him: oh hell this is not even remotely funny to her, ps i'm getting no bj.