moron of the day award goes to....

[neonmike]

i swear to god if this bitch gets money from them i am gonna be pissed. oh no she had to put some eye drops in her eye to help heal the scratches. i had 5 surgeries and a total of 25 stiches in my eye and what have i gotten for it, nadda .

 

[dacheat]

i swear to god if this bitch gets money from them i am gonna be pissed. oh no she had to put some eye drops in her eye to help heal the scratches. i had 5 surgeries and a total of 25 stiches in my eye and what have i gotten for it, nadda .

what metal thingamabob flew off your underoos when you were putting them on to cause that kinda damage?

 

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hahah quote from website

 

[eg6sir]

new moron of the day

Big mistake! - Club RSX Message Board

 

[92civicb18b1]

HAHA, what a moron

 

[801CRX]

^ Wow RSX dude is stupid!!!

You better stop smoking that ganja eg6sir! Look what happened to this moron.

 

[eg6sir]

please...

 

[801CRX]

Lol... I know your not that stupid[I hope]

 

[neonmike]

what metal thingamabob flew off your underoos when you were putting them on to cause that kinda damage?

i wish somthin flew off my underoos and hit me in the eye.

is what i used to punture and slice my eye in half with

 

[Briansol]

watered-down diesel - the new 94 octane.

rofl!

what a dip shit

 

[efhondakid]

Yeah that had me going pretty good. What a fuck-nut.

 

[Luis998]

new moron of the day

Big mistake! - Club RSX Message Board

LMMFAO! I couldn't keep reading that thread anymore. It was hurting to keep laughing. hahahahaha

watered-down diesel - the new 94 octane.

rofl!

what a dip shit

:bo:

Like they said on there and I thought, isn't the diesel nozzle bigger than the gas?

 

[efhondakid]

Honestly I just joined so I could tell the kid what a retard he is.

 

[oneofakinduserid]

i wish somthin flew off my underoos and hit me in the eye.

is what i used to punture and slice my eye in half with

how'd you manage that? i bet that shit hurt...

 

[efhondakid]

^ Ive used the same tool for countless things, but never to poke out my eye.

 

[MadMaXXX]

that rsx board is a bunch of shitsucking asshole idiots; including the OP.

 

[neonmike]

basicly i was pullin on a wire doin a remote starter at work the tool slipped off the wire and went into my eye while i was still pulling and sliced the whole front of my eye up. it was a gorey mess the color started leakin out and stuff, oddly enough no blood just water. i didn't feel a thing though it was kinda cool i was outside havin a cigerette when the manager came down to drive me to the emergency room. i wish i had pictures to show.

 

[E_SolSi]

^^^ yeah it was pretty fucking nasty... the stitches were cool though... they looked like glitter

 

[DarkHand]

The stupid replies on that RSX board are more entertaining than the original post.

Reminds me of this XKCD:

For example... After the first guy put water and diesel in his gas tank, this guy tries to fathom the cause of the problem:

Water in cylinders can't compress therefore piston can't go anywhere causing a bent rod???? Just a wild guess

 

[oneofakinduserid]

basicly i was pullin on a wire doin a remote starter at work the tool slipped off the wire and went into my eye while i was still pulling and sliced the whole front of my eye up. it was a gorey mess the color started leakin out and stuff, oddly enough no blood just water. i didn't feel a thing though it was kinda cool i was outside havin a cigerette when the manager came down to drive me to the emergency room. i wish i had pictures to show.

you didn't feel anything? crazy. one time i was trying to open a slim jim and my fingers slipped off of the wrapper and i poked myself in the eye... and it hurt. but maybe it was the slim jim juice or w/e. how's your eye look now? /end threadjack