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Alcohol + lots of ky.
incorperate the 2, put her up on the washer while shes doing laundry, or a bj while washing dishes?Marriage is 75% sex imho. Who gives a shit about dishes and laundry and a clean house? I do. But, I'd take more booty over any of those.
Now thats the right idea. Unfortunately I haven't gotten anything but Night sex in awhile. Actually I haven't gotten Sex Sex in awhile. Fucking summer and being at home with all the whores I knew in HS that I don't want to sleep with again. /rantI like booty anytime of the day...
Morning - FTW
Brunch -FTW
Lunch- FTW
Afternoon - FTW
Evening -FTW
Night - FTW
just caus you've slept with them before dosent mean that they let you try all the holes, maybe it's time for some dirty spelunking?Now thats the right idea. Unfortunately I haven't gotten anything but Night sex in awhile. Actually I haven't gotten Sex Sex in awhile. Fucking summer and being at home with all the whores I knew in HS that I don't want to sleep with again. /rant
That's why I stayed with the ex so long. I know it sounds crazy but her drinking is what made us break up. I get too drunk and don't remember all the funny shit I did. She got too drunk and yell and treated me like a piece of shit. And would always accuse me of cheating. Which I found later was actually just her guilty concience(sp).on the counters. in the spa. on the bathroom sink. off the side of the stairs...
I had by all means 21 year old milfs hitting on me. IDK, I'm not all about banging a chick while her baby is taking a nap.just caus you've slept with them before dosent mean that they let you try all the holes, maybe it's time for some dirty spelunking?
That's why I stayed with the ex so long. I know it sounds crazy but her drinking is what made us break up. I get too drunk and don't remember all the funny shit I did. She got too drunk and yell and treated me like a piece of shit. And would always accuse me of cheating. Which I found later was actually just her guilty concience(sp).